Head Wreck in 3D!!!! . . . Please come CAPTION this ambulating disaster!!!!

[skip fox]

Head Wreck, from the last terrains of his cogency, is saying: "You know, America, you can learn from cartoons!"

[Adsos Letter]

1. "It all makes so much more sense this way!"

[Turbineguy]

2. Saw some of his adverts last evening.

Some solar electricity backup company, in case the liberals disconnect his fans from the grid. Dog trainer, to teach dogs to eat liberals when they try and cross his fans' lawns.

It was a sports bar, the sound was off and I wasn't armed. The place would have been upset had I shot holes in the screen.

[jwirr]

3. The glasses should hide my red eyes before my followers find out

I'm back on the sauce.

[rasputin1952]

4. "What? This is how I channel Jesus...

He's here with me now. Need some glasses to see Him? I've got hundreds of these."

[skip fox]

5. "When I put these on, America, I can see in 3D. . . . Really!"

:)

[Old Troop]

6. With these on, you can't see me crying!

[beac]

7. I'm imagining a 3-D Sarah Palin in front of him and he's exploring her "qualifications."n/t

[Arugula Latte]

8. With these, I can tell if you're wearing Mormon Magic Undies or not!

[ElboRuum]

9. Oh shit, wait, for ME to seem 3-dimensional, YOU have to be wearing the glasses... yeah...