Newt Gingrich is back with a vengeance. But does it matter?

[BlueStater]

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/newt-gingrich-back-vengeance-does-matter-200847454.html

What's up with all the nitwits in the comments section? I wasn't aware a hypocritical, mutiple-time adulterer had such vocal support.

[TheCowsCameHome]

1. Who is A. Vengeance? A former mistress?

Newt is a dirtbag with more baggage than an airport carousel.

[Dover]

2. Back again? I've heard it requires a stake in the heart and some holy water..

It's really the only way. Bwahhahahahaahahaha...

[LongTomH]

9. Yeah, but I remember the old Hammer horror films of the 60s.

There was always some creepy little shit ready to pull the stake out or pour blood on the ashes, and wheeze "Welcome back, master," when Dracula rose from the mist. I'm really afraid that's what's going on in the GOP right now; the movers and shakers have realized Romney is a loser and are casting around for a replacement.:scared:

[Kennah]

3. It is no surprise that the newt is a bad omen in some cultures.

[Johnyawl]

4. most of the nitwits in the comments section ...

...are Newt's sockpuppets. Nobody but Newt thinks Newt's that great.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

5. When will it be Frothy Rick's turn?

I want to hear more about man-on-dog sex in the forthciming debates.

[TwilightGardener]

6. They pulled Newt back out of the trash? Time to wipe off the coffee grounds and spaghetti sauce and

get him back out there! Tim Pawlenty, you shoulda hung in there, pal!

[lunatica]

7. The creepy ick factor will prevail and he'll be history

[MurrayDelph]

8. I guess this just shows

that it's OK to be a "hypocritical, mutiple-time adulterer" when you're THEIR hypocritical, mutiple-time adulterer.

(and not being the black guy or the Mormon guy doesn't hurt either in this case).

[yellowcanine]

10. "Back with a vengeance?" Best I have seen is 12% of Republicans

Before anyone has voted in a caucus or primary. That hardly qualifies as "back", let alone "back with a vengeance." Can we at least wait until the Iowa caucus is in before making horse race proclamations?