Jeebus comes back in 11 days, cash in your shit now and party like it's 2011

[DainBramaged]

He's back in the NY groove.........


:rofl:

[gratuitous]

1. I'm bicycling a century that day

Could we possibly re-schedule for the 23rd? I'm liable to be a little sore, and I wouldn't mind missing work on Monday. Is "end of the world as we know it" a good enough reason to call in sick? I'll have to check the employee manual.

[flakey_foont]

2. and about darn time too!!

is He coming back as a full grown man or as a baby? And how will we know that it's the real Jeebus? and not some impostor?

[Brigid]

3. I do not know the date. No one does. But I do know this:

When it happens, you will know it. ;)

[DainBramaged]

4. Yup, and I can bet he ain't tellin either!

:think:

[flakey_foont]

7. would it be too much to ask

that Jeebus bring Jimi Hendrix, John Lennon and Jerry Garcia back with Him?

[stanwyck]

5. What to wear? Help, Stacy and Clinton!

I'm thinking yoga pants and a 10-yr. old T-shirt. And eye makeup. Definitely eye makeup.

[RKP5637]

6. Those signs need a remotely controlled date changer so they can keep updating it! n/t

[jdadd]

8. Hmmmm.....

I wonder if some enterprising Fire and Brimstone preachers wife,has a due date on the 21st? "It's a miracle....I was away from home when she became pregnant...It's gotta be Jaysus!!!!"

[CountAllVotes]

9. thanks for the reminder

I'll be certain, yes certain, to be wearing my compression socks on that day just in case. }(

[damntexdem]

10. Somebody warn Him -- the world is ending in 2012.

Really, really bad timing there.

;-)

[Cheap_Trick]

11. No can do.

I'm having friends over for my birthday that night.

[jwirr]

12. When he comes I hope he takes my banker. Then they will stop

harassing me.

[MilesColtrane]

13. True believers wishing to divest your funds before His return,...

please send your account and routing number to:

[e-mail]

[DainBramaged]

14. HOLY SHIT 10 DAYS

:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:


get those donations in NOW to serve the lord god gelt...

[kentuck]

15. I don't understand??

How does Jesus coming back mean the "end of the world"? Why could it not mean the beginning?

[Renew Deal]

16. Should I bother paying my credit cards?

lol