Diver To Look For Bin Laden's Body

[IDemo]

KTLA News

10:18 a.m. PDT, June 12, 2011
A California scuba diver says he plans to go on an underwater search to find the body of Osama bin Laden, since there has not been a photo released to the public to prove the terrorist leader is dead.

Bill Warren, 58, is an experienced deep-sea scuba diver normally dives searching for underwater treasure in sunken ships. He said last week that he plans to scour the North Arabian Sea for bin Laden's body. The U.S. Navy allegedly buried bin Laden at sea by pitching his body overboard there in early May.

Warren said the expedition could cost about $500,000. He plans to rent a ship and a remote-control submarine at the cost of $11,000 per day.

http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-diver-search-for-bin-laden,0,982311.story

[wtmusic]

1. The nutty get nuttier. nt

[malaise]

2. Who's paying for this

More Kochroaches?

[cherokeeprogressive]

5. DU cynics?

I keed! I keed!

[WheelWalker]

34. DC Comics?

[surrealAmerican]

53. Would that mean he's ...

... Aquaman?

[Safetykitten]

71. DB Cooper

[PCIntern]

3. And the RW complains about 'wasted' stimulus money!!

There goes half a million into the economy...idjits like this, we'll be great in no time!

[AndyTiedye]

16. Not Very Much of It Will Stimulate OUR Economy

[RB TexLa]

49. It would be our economy, since there is only one global economy

[Kali]

4. about all you can do is

:rofl:




:eyes:

[virgogal]

6. Obviously a man with too much time on his hands.

[Liberal Veteran]

9. And far too much money. One wonders how many hungry children could be fed.

[Motown_Johnny]

7. and when he doesn't find it he will claim it was all a hoax

here we go again

[IDemo]

12. You're ahead of me on that

A fifteen minute swim should be all he needs, then look out, talk shows!

[lumberjack_jeff]

8. Fuck! Why didn't I think of that?

There are so many suckers born every minute. I can spend their money better.

[L0oniX]

10. They better hope that the US didn't pack a few Snickers bars in that body bag.

[Politicalboi]

29. LOL!

"Steve was delicious" I love that commercial.

[digitaln3rd]

11. If Bush had done it, everyone would be the first to question it.

Why is it so different just because a Democrat is in power?

[Scuba]

17. "Everyone would be first"? Man the Koch's a scaping the bottom of the barrell.

[AndyTiedye]

19. Only Question I'm Asking Is

"Can we declare victory and bring the troops home now?"

Same question I'd be asking if Bush had done it.

[phleshdef]

26. No. If Bush had done it with all the confirmations we have available, I'd believe it.

So that pretty much blows a hole in your fragile theory.

The fact is, Al Quaida confirmed it, Bin Laden's family has confirmed it, Pakistan has confirmed it, The US military has confirmed it, White House staff have confirmed seeing the pictures and Senators have confirmed seeing the pictures. They have video tapes and intelligence that they took that more than confirm they got ahold of personal stuff that belonged to Bin Laden.

He is dead. We killed him. And it was really him. Period. People have been convicted of murder on much, much less evidence than this.

[alfredo]

40. Bush found him more useful alive than dead. Whenever his

poll numbers dropped, or some scandal erupts, he'd trot out a video, or raise the threat level. Remember the Tape that came out the weekend before the 2004 election? That was enough to give bush a spike on election day. After the election, bin Laden disappeared from the screen, and so did the terrorist threats.

Read "Jawbreaker." It was written by a CIA field commander.

http://www.amazon.com/Jawbreaker-Attack-Personal-Account-Commander/dp/0307237400

[Atman]

13. It's in an underwater cave.

.

[Proud Liberal Dem]

14. "The U.S. Navy allegedly buried bin Laden........"

"Allegedy?!"

:wtf:

[AndyTiedye]

20. Your Repiglickin' Media At Work

[pipi_k]

15. And if they don't find him intact...

maybe they can catch every flesh-eating creature in the ocean and slit open their bellies to find the scraps...


oy...

:eyes:

[Scuba]

18. If they don't find him it proves he's still alive....

....just ask Ken Lay.

[jberryhill]

41. You Are Not Going To Perform Some Half-Assed Autopsy On A Shark!

[Forkboy]

52. Thread win!

:)

[cherokeeprogressive]

55. He's long since passed through the digestive tracts of every animal

who partook of his flesh...

He doesn't sleep with the fishes any longer, he sleeps with the muck.

[pipi_k]

56. Exactly...that's why killing the critters

to look for scraps would be stupid.

Besides being STUPID, I mean...

:+

[izquierdista]

21. Who wants to join my expedition?

We'll be going to Kenya to look for the long lost Obama birthplace. We'll be taking a submarine up the Zambezi river, making a right turn at Lake Turkana, and then we'll stop and ask directions. I'm applying for a grant from the Koch foundation and Jerome Corsi will be along to document what we find.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46btEgKmCTo

[former9thward]

22. This is utterly nuts.

The Navy has not said where they dumped the body except that it was in the Arabian Sea. That is an area about the size of the Gulf of Mexico or about a million square miles.

[Liberal_in_LA]

59. It's gonna be a hard search

[Heidi]

23. One thing he will for sure find:

The North Arabian Sea is very, very big.

[Shagbark Hickory]

24. +! very good

[Heidi]

25. "Hold my beer, Bubba. I think I see him and I'm goin' in."

:splash:

:eternal silence:

[Shagbark Hickory]

42. (((rim shot)))

:rofl:

[spanone]

46. here!

[Shagbark Hickory]

48. perfect!

[lpbk2713]

27. The rethuglicans will consider it money well spent.

And when this fishing expedition (predictably) comes up empty handed all the goppers will say is ...

"AHA!!11! We knew it. There never was a body to begin with, OBL is still out there somewhere!!11!"

[Marr]

28. I wonder about his intent. Let's say he finds sunken valuables;

Does he have any obligation to share the proceeds with investors? It seems to me that he has a much better chance of finding loot of some sort than one small human body, dumped months before the searchers begin. The body will likely be long gone by then, unless it's very deep indeed.

This might be an easy way to grab publicity and scoop up enough funding to do a general sweep of an area that he thinks might yield profit.

[MineralMan]

30. Good luck with that, then.

It's a big area, and a very small object. I don't believe the Navy publicized the location of the burial at sea.

[Kaleva]

31. Big area to search for fish crap.

[Iggo]

LOL. The search continues.

:rofl:

[Iggo]

32. LOL. The search continues.

:rofl:

[SidDithers]

33. ROFL...

and when he can't find it, that will just be PROOF that he Osama wasn't killed.

Sid

[Dappleganger]

35. His diving partner is HAWT!

[alfredo]

36. He's crab poop by now.

[zappaman]

37. Funniest thing I've read in a while!

Thanks for posting!
K&R

[liberal N proud]

38. Bet this moran was a birther before he was a deather

[Rex]

39. Can't find what's not there!

:eyes:

[spanone]

43. you go on down there bill, you go on....

heheheheee

this world is getting crazier by the day

[Blue-Jay]

44. Ghoulish.

I hope he loses his ass while he's tilting at this particular windmill.

[intaglio]

45. The guy is a loon

Say his search area is a 300 x 300 mile square; that's 90,000 sq miles with water depths of 750 - 2000 fathoms and he is searching for something 6'x2'x1 that is soft and has probably been eaten by crabs.

[SoCalDem]

47. Sifting through fish poop?

:rofl:

[pipi_k]

57. Probably better than sifting through people poop...

Sorry...it just made me think of the time my son-in-law ended up swallowing one of the false teeth from his upper denture.

He spent the next couple of days saving his poo and sifting through it with a metal ruler.

I never asked what happened if/when he found the tooth.

[CakeGrrl]

50. Take your time, dude. Take all the time in the world.

:rofl:

[Mz Pip]

51. There are probably lots of bodies

in the Arabian Sea. I doubt this guy will find any of them.

[pipi_k]

58. Wouldn't it be ironic, though....

to finally find Jimmy Hoffa in a trunk?

:7

[TheCowsCameHome]

54. Snag me a 275/70 - 18 truck tire while you're down there.

Prefer outline white letter, but a blackwall will do.

[-..__...]

60. The truth is out there.

Leaked footage of Bin Ladens burial at sea...

http://www.military.com/video/operations-and-strategy/terrorism/osamas-sea-burial-caught-on-tape/941551903001/

[thelordofhell]

61. I agree with Tom Hanks on this.............

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca9GuwuOVZc

[Raine]

62. Oh geeesh there must be something better to spend time

and money on than that. Let the fishes have OBL!

[Elwood P Dowd]

63. World Net Daily is financing his practice runs at Lake Wobegon Minnesota.

:hide:

[IDemo]

66. Where all of the children are above average?

This guy's going to ruin that statistic.

[Elwood P Dowd]

67. Not with Guy Noir running the operation.

:toast: Toast to another PHC listener.

[FLPanhandle]

64. This guy is going to get fools to pay for him to go diving

Why the hell didn't I think of that!?! Smart guy.

[ChrisBorg]

65. There is nothing left to find. Studies show warm or cold water, skeleton after 2 months.

A 2002 study in the journal Legal Medicine examined nine bodies that had drifted hundreds of kilometers in cold waters off the coast of Portugal and Spain. Bodies recovered in the first week were in good condition, but the beginning signs of decomposition were present on a body recovered after eight days. The two bodies recovered after 20 days were highly decomposed and could only be identified through DNA analysis or dental records. As for warmer water, A 2008 study on two human bodies recovered following aircraft accidents found one body off of Sicily to be partially skeletonized after 34 days and a second body off of Namibia to be completely skeletonized after three months.*

[AnnieBW]

68. I Hope He Likes Picking Through Shark Sh*t

Or crab shit. Because that's what Osama is.

[Renew Deal]

69. Good luck with that!

:hi:

[ChoppinBroccoli]

70. And Guess What Will Happen When He Can't Find It

It will be "proof" that Obama is lying about Bin Laden's death. Cue the book deal from World Nut Daily and all the birthers rushing to embrace this guy.

The truth of the matter is that his body has certainly been eaten by now. But we all know what it means when you can't prove the truth. It means it's not really the truth (at least by birther "logic").

[Lil Missy]

72. He's obviously a Tea Bagger. n/t