Phallic Symbols at Denver International Airport

[uppityperson]

Mods, the only thing smutty is the video guy's mind. I am laughing so hard, needed a laugh today. Oh no, are "T"s phallic? wha* will we do? (ooo, so are ques*ion marks)
http://youtu.be/LOQsvOkkLq4

[tridim]

1. B's and O's are pretty bad too.

[originalpckelly]

2. And then he misses the obvious Madonna breasts:

[seabeyond]

5. lol.... funny. nt

[CurtEastPoint]

3. Mr. Tapley, star of this idiotic video, needs to start concentrating on something else.

Seventy year-old YouTube video maker William Tapley is a retired furniture engineer from Forestport, NY. Tapley is the self-styled “Third Eagle of the Apocalypse” and “Co-prophet of the Endtimes.” On his Revelation Unraveled series, he has described how Obama (“The King of the South”) will be the last President of America and how he will lead the US into war against Russia; what life in the US will be like after WWIII and how much God hates masturbation, the rhythm method and condoms (Just look what happened to Onan!). Unlike most Christian prophets and televangelists of late, Tapley expressly teaches that Obama is NOT the Antichrist (but he might be a Nazi!) and has called Jack Vam Impe and Hal Lindsey “false prophets.” He also claims that God gave him arthritis in his left shoulder as a punishment for not fasting and praying hard enough for America.

[Odin2005]

11. Sounds like Schizophrenia, poor guy.

[white_wolf]

4. Haha.For a second I was expecting Jesse Ventura.

I was watching his show Conspiracy Theories today and the first episode was about Denver IA. The second was about Area 51, I gotta admit I don't know how well he did as governor,but he entertains me and I like the stand off there at the edge of Area 51

[RebelOne]

6. Watched those episodes today also.

Had me wondering about the airport.

[JohnnyLib2]

7. I'll be there in a week.

And my wife planned the flights ???

[d_r]

8. That's an interesting video

this gentleman is surprisingly well kempt - and strangely cogent - for a schizophrenic person experiencing full out delusional thinking.

[RKP5637]

9. This guy is really really into crotches. He's hired for TSA! n/t

[Odin2005]

10. I really don't get why people think all long objects somehow have some phallic symbolism.

Seriously, I have had people, including one DUer who is now on my ignore list, tell me that tall buildings are "phallic symbols of the patriarchy's War on Nature" or similar bullshit.

[PassingFair]

12. What? Oh, sorry I was just...

....dreaming.

[Brianboru]

13. That was hilarious!

Thanks for posting.

[swilton]

14. A big rec for the hilarity of it all

:rofl:

[saras]

15. "A thing's a phallic symbol if it's longer than it's wide" - Melanie Safka, "Psychotherapy"

Freud's mystic world of meaning needn't have us mystified
It's really very simple what the psyche tries to hide
A thing's a phallic symbol if it's longer than it's wide
As the id goes marching on

Glory glory psychotherapy, glory glory sexuality
Glory glory now we can be free as the id goes marching on

[RainDog]

16. LOLOL

it's scary to know these folks walk around among us all day long.

[nosmokes]

17. maybe it's the altitude that has gotten to him?

Otherwise I want some of what he's trippin' on...

[Ian David]

18. Thank you Denver, City by the Bay! n/t