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BorowitzReport Andy Borowitz We're all clear, folks. I just blocked Hurricane Irene on Facebook. #irene 1 hour ago
The language of weather forecasts is subtly shifting from "savage destruction" to "inconvenient wetness." #irene 3 hours ago
FORECAST: Hurricane Irene is expected to become more powerful and scarier on Twitter. #irene 3 hours ago
Pat Robertson's US weather forecast: mostly gay with a one hundred percent chance of retribution. 3 hours ago
It looks like Rick Perry prayed a little too hard for that rain. #irene 3 hours ago
For the next 48 hours, New Yorkers will have to be assholes indoors. #irene 4 hours ago
BREAKING: Twenty Thousand Republican Candidates Evacuated from New Hampshire #irene 4 hours ago
Fox News Reports: Hurricane Irene Originated in Kenya #irene 5 hours ago
New Yorkers Should Remain Calm, Says Mayor Bloomberg From South of France #irene 6 hours ago
If you living in the hurricane zone, Twitter is your best source for up-to-the minute panic and hysteria. #irene 6 hours ago
BREAKING: Republicans Looking to Blame Obama for Somehow Creating Hurricane #irene 6 hours ago
From the Weather Channel: Irene Downgraded, But Could Still Produce Massive Ratings #irene 8 hours ago
"Prepare for the worst," President Obama said, adding, "I'm talking about Rick Perry." 15 hours ago
Even if you count #Irene, the biggest disaster to hit the Jersey shore is "Jersey Shore." 15 hours ago
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