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LaydeeBug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-11 08:49 AM
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Please help me Zing a Facebook Monkey...PLEASE!!!
Here is the status:

I love how some people log into Facebook (Corporation) through their ISP (Corporation) using their computer (in whole or part made by a Corporation) or cell phones (corporation) to complain about the "Evil Corporate Establishment". I guess the corporate establishment is only evil when the corporations get what they want not when they provide you what you want!?!

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I am thinking something like of pointing out how government made it possible, therefore WE THE PEOPLE DID, but have to take my grandfather to the Dr's.

Please help me. Nothing makes my day more than to spite a monkey (Yes I should be more mature than that but, alas, I am not that fancy) LOL
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librechik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-11 08:52 AM
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1. you just hate it when teapers stand on the streetcorner (made by govt)
Edited on Mon Oct-03-11 08:53 AM by librechik
underneath streetlights (made by govt) and safety street signs (made by govt) next to a busstop (made by govt) and complain about the govt being too powerful-- just before cashing their social security check and going to their medicare-paid doctor.
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MineralMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-11 08:54 AM
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2. That seems a little silly to me. Of course corporations own
Edited on Mon Oct-03-11 08:55 AM by MineralMan
those things. They supply the tools, and we can used them as we please. Best to just ignore this kind of crap. If it's persistent, hide the person who posts it.
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madmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-11 08:56 AM
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3. I hate it when they say the rich work hard for their money. Have you ever seen a rich person on an
assembly line, digging a ditch, walking on rafters hundreds of feet in the air? Yeah me neither, if it wasn't for the working class there would be no rich!
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-11 09:01 AM
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4. I love how some people go on the internet (government-backed and developed)
Edited on Mon Oct-03-11 09:02 AM by EstimatedProphet
using their computer (government-research developed through government grants) to complain about educated people who complain, and can't use proper grammar or punctuation - showing that they failed at getting an education provided by the government.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-11 09:10 AM
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5. Rural electrification if this guy is in the country. Or Federal highway.
Try these.

I love how some people get onto the highway each morning (government funded), then turn on their radio and tune it to a station that has been granted broadcasting rights by the FCC, and listen to a windbag bloviate about the government for the duration of their ride before pulling into a municipally owned parking garage in town...
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democrat_patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-11 10:29 AM
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6. And these corporations aren't paying taxes.
We the people are.


But this will only lead to more arguments....

How about: I love how some people drive on their (government provided) street, protected by the (government) police force. Buy food with their social security (government) checks, that is protected by the EPA (government), and the trash is picked up by local municipal waste management (government) and than complain about the government.


Or something similar.
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Pab Sungenis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-11 10:31 AM
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7. Here. Share this.

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LaydeeBug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-11 01:05 PM
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8. This AWESOME!!! Thanks you
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LaydeeBug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-11 01:05 PM
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9. THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR THE HELP! I was busy and you all made it look like I never
issed a beat. Bwa ha ha ha
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