Eric Cantor could be starving in front of me, and I wouldn't let him eat the peanuts out of my shit

[11 Bravo]

I truly despise that smarmy shithead. The arrogant fuck represents a couple of hundred thousand people in the strongly Republican 7th District of Virginia. And THIS is the little shitstain who thinks he has been chosen to derail the programs of a man whom 70 million+ Americans entrusted to lead the nation? Eat shit and die, Cantor! (But you still can't have my peanuts.)

[renate]

1. well, I enjoyed that...

:rofl:

[roguevalley]

16. I personally am in awe of the OP. Truly, that is the best headline

i have read in eons.

[11 Bravo]

17. Oh, pshaw - you'll turn my head. (And if Cantor cares, I was born and raised in the Old Dominion.)

[FarLeftFist]

2. Great headline. K&R!

[Lint Head]

3. Please! The visual is in my head Aaaaaaaaaah!

[AnneD]

7. I have some extra...

mental floss you can use!!!!!

[Lint Head]

23. Thanks!

[FSogol]

4. You should really chew your food better. n/t

[jberryhill]

11. I was thinking "corn" but, yes, he really shouldn't have peanuts in there /nt

[RZM]

5. Maybe a better plan

Would be to give him food and take care of him. After he gets better, you could have a discussion about altruism and point out that you could have let him starve and maybe even wanted to, but instead you chose to be charitable so that he might see first-hand that sometimes a little help to the less fortunate can go a very long way.

[montanacowboy]

6. I heard Martin Bashir

say today that he could be the repukes VP choice!!!!!!!!! OMG, if only

[Snotcicles]

12. They are confident that the voter supperssion is going to work and the coup will suceed. nt

[socialshockwave]

8. I'd help him.

Only to show him that being compassionate means something. I will not steep to their lows.

[lunatica]

9. I despise him too. I want to grab his head and rub his face off

by pushing his face into the ground. He makes my back molars hurt.

[fascisthunter]

10. LOL... disgusting

but then again, I have a sick sense of humor!

[HowHasItComeToThis]

13. HE IS ONE REVOLTING DUDE

WHERE ARE THE ADULTS

[libodem]

14. Soulless

Evil. Somewhere Hell is missing one of Satan's minions.

[rurallib]

15. Methinks you speak for many here.

[Glimmer of Hope]

19. Bravo speaks for me.

[Whisp]

18. he is the face of Evil

and not a poker face at all. He can't hide his contempt for us.

[graywarrior]

20. That was awesome

[Douglas Carpenter]

21. He may indeed be the face of absolute evil. But should he find himself starving and homeless

on some cold and rainy Thanksgiving or Christmas night -I do think he should be provided with a hot meal and a warm cot at some inner city soup kitchen and homeless shelter - preferably one that relies exclusively on donations.

[JVS]

Why does the man who 70 million elected tolerate it?

[HillWilliam]

22. Or as my dad used to say

I wouldn't piss up his arse if his guts were on fire.

Either way, he's a smarmy, whiny skidmark on the BVD's of Life.

[JoeyT]

24. I would.

Think about how many views 1 Cantor 1 Cup would get.