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Zany antics abound as the hapless duo sell their souls and their constituents for the fickle love of Wall Street.
A hilarious screw ball comedy. He screws us, she kicks us in the balls. They both laugh their asses off.
Pure slap-stick. She slaps us, he sticks it to us.
Two thumbs holding us down. Way down.
Here's a clip
------------- Scene 3 "Smitten" ----------------------
Perky DLC "You know, that's not how you spell Kenya. And Obama isn't socialist. He put social security on the table. All options are being considered."
Gruff Bagger - "I'm not buying that commie loving <cough, hack, cough> crap."
Perky DLC - "You should see a doctor soon. Before rates go up another 20% next week."
Gruff Bagger - "I ain't trustin my life to no goddamn medicare loving, Yankee doctor.
Perky DLC - "You know, Obama has put medicare on the table, too..."
Gruff Bagger - "And he's gonna replace it with witch doctors, taxes are too damn high, that's the problem."
Perky DLC - I agree, you know we extended the Bush tax cuts and we are discussing taking away the common tax deductions for middle class, such as mortgage deductions, while preserving tax cuts and tax credits and tax incentives for outsourcing. Many fortune 500 companies pay no taxes as they out source millions of jobs to Asia."
Gruff Bagger - "Come on over hear ya Ivy League, liberal-loving socialist, you ain't half bad. How about I show you how to shoot my musket"
Perky DLC "I'm into water boarding. And I'm not cheap. I believe in the free market. $15"
Gruff Bagger "I was gonna do ya over the sink anyways, but $15??? That some kinda of commie union rate? Screw you. I'll just go to Asia."
Perky DLC "Although you smell like gun powder and old meat, I am strangely attracted to you. Here's $40 to help you hire someone for $1 in Asia. I believe in free trade. Just like you do.
Gruff Bagger "How'd ya like to go out and cheer on an execution sometime?
Perky DLC "I thought you would never ask."
Gruff Bagger "That is, unless it gets cancelled because of some due process bullshit."
Perky DLC "Tell me about it, we've removed burdensome regulations protecting Americans. The president can order anyone killed without trial or evidence."
Gruff Bagger "Honey, No Compolrendo Hispaniola - can you say it in English?
Perky DLC "We can kill anyone we think is bad. No liberals to stop us.
Gruff Bagger "Damn straight, wish we had that during 60s and all them war hating, civil rights loving radicals were running around all crazy.
Perky DLC "We also spy on anyone, anywhere for any reason we make up. No liberals can stop us. We'll put them on a no fly list if we want.
Gruff bagger "Baby, the more you talk the more I'm thinking that $15 might be worth it. You ain't no goddam bi-partisexual are you?
Perky DLC "How about we compromise. I charge Wall Street $2.50.
Gruff Bagger "$1.50 or I go to Bangalore and I want you dressed up like Betsy Ross. And whinny like Glenn Beck."
Perky DLC "Deal."
And they reached across the aisle, swept up in a wild embrace.
The original odd couple. Setting aside their differences and fixing the economy $1.50 at a time.
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