Cantor is the antichrist

[libodem]

No link. You just have to know.

[LynneSin]

1. By definition the Antichrist is someone with mass appeal

With pretty much nullifies your statement. But I will agree that Cantor is a douchebag

[yoyossarian]

2. Well, let's give credit where credit's due...

I for one think he's at least of the Four Douchebags of the Apocalypse.

Also, I think your post might profit from a bit more cowbell...

But otherwise, excellent point!

[LynneSin]

3. So who are the other three douchebags of the Apocalypse?

Just curious

[madinmaryland]

4. Are Andy Reid and Michael Vick two of the three douchebags you refer to??

:hide:

1-4!!!!

[PCIntern]

26. I'll second that emotion...

as a lifelong Eagles fan who is boycotting the team until they're both gone...

[yoyossarian]

7. Might be these guys...

So hard to tell all these players without a program, though...
It's like they're LEGION!

[Scuba]

5. No, he's just a small blob of santorum. n/t

[Mr Deltoid]

6. The next Republican president

Will be the Antichrist.

[libodem]

8. New book title

Four Douchebags of the End Times.

[workinclasszero]

9. Naw he's just a tool of the corporatist elites

He is a total dickhead though, yeah.

Hes prolly shaking in his mansion at the hundreds of OWS protests all over the country on this fine day, :)

[libodem]

10. I thought Jewish People

Were supposed to be intellectuals? This guy is a schulb.

[immoderate]

21. Not exactly. They want their children to be intellectuals...

so they can run off with a shikse.

... and the Yiddish word I would choose is schmuck.

Schlub is too nice.

--imm

[libodem]

23. He's a stinker

His politics reek and I believe he could not truely be practicing his religion correctly. His behavior is dispicable.

[CarmanK]

11. That's how I see him, He is the messenger, not the MASTER!

[libodem]

12. That is why he has dead eyes

And no soul.

[yoyossarian]

16. "Black lifeless eyes, like a doll's eyes..."

"...til he goes to bite ya, an' then those black eyes roll back, and the horrible screamin' starts..."

(paraphrasing Quint from Jaws)

Kinda like this guy:


http://steponnopets.dxstoneweb.com/peo/rumshark.html">RUMSHARK!

[libodem]

18. No light escapes

Blackholes of soullessness.

[Skidmore]

13. He's not smart enough or charismatic enough.

[libodem]

14. Yes

Zero charisma. No personality. How can he be so wrong?

[libodem]

15. Okay

He does not quite rate Antichrist but could we agree on TOTAL TOOL OF THE DEVIL.

[bluestate10]

17. Cantor is a heartless moron. Democrats must start pinning him to his evil tendencies. nt

[libodem]

19. Waterboy

Of the Waterboarders.

[FSogol]

20. Whenever there is a bully, there is always someone standing behind him, going, "yeah, me too!"

Eric Cantor is that guy. :puke:

[libodem]

22. Always in the background with those lifeless eyes

And that flat affect.

[lunatica]

24. I think he's a Sadist

I think the very thought of millions of suffering people makes him happy. I really believe that. When he wants to punish people he really wants to punish them. Not because they might learn from the punishment but because they'll suffer.

[spanone]

25. he's a partisan asshole for sure