"I have the dick -- I make the rules."

[Brigid]

This was what was on the back of a T-shirt I saw on a big, pot-bellied, redneck-looking guy I saw at the mall the other day. I never did see the front. Somebody please tell me I misunderstood something here! If not, I surely hope this guy isn't married! :scared:

[teddy51]

1. Lol.. My guess is he forgot to check with his spouse before putting on that

T-shirt that morning!

[JBoy]

4. Probably wasn't actually able to *see* his dick before putting on the shirt either.

[Gman]

11. Are you kidding? He's probably been divorced 3 times

And doesn't understand why they left him.

[teddy51]

13. Very real possibility! n/t

[pacalo]

33. Or, let him believe that until he gets home.

[spanone]

2. it should have read 'i am a dick.....'

[Zanzoobar]

3. He misspelled 'am'

[CatWoman]

5. did you find yourself wondering

when was the last time he actually saw his dick? :)

[seabeyond]

6. we are seeing more and more of this blatant misogyny, then accustaion at feminazi

but then i think the homophobia and racism is becoming more blatant, also.

[orpupilofnature57]

7. I don't know who it is ,I see cheney(no capital intended) eating kittens

http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1T4DKUS_enUS317US317&q=dick+cheney+eating+kitten

[Curmudgeoness]

8. I think you met my boss.

Really. He actually has said that or something very similar to me before. The other line he uses is "I pay you, I own you". Gotta love him, don't you?

Too bad the economy really sucks and I have to be grateful to work for this pig.

[Initech]

9. If he's wearing that shirt...

He's a dick, there's no need to clarify that one! :rofl:

[Odin2005]

10. Does he drag his knuckles and carry a club?

:puke:

[pocoloco]

12. Dildo could easily make him burn that shirt!

Heck, she was able to end a war!

[Orrex]

14. I wouldn't say that he has THE dick

Probably has *A* dick, but so do lots of other people. And he almost certainly doesn't make the rules, dick or no dick.

[orpupilofnature57]

15. I always thought "Penis Envy" was a word invented by frustrated weak men

to imprison intelligent Strong women.Assholes like are an embarrassment to our gender.

[valerief]

16. Dominionist. Mormon. Something like that. nt

[stevedeshazer]

17. Funny. I saw a similar bumpersticker recently: "I have the pu**y, I make the rules"

Vancouver, Washington.

Equally bad.

Either way.

[Edweird]

18. On second thought.....

[TomClash]

19. "Not anymore - snip, snip"

I really should make a t-shirt. :rofl:

[TK421]

20. Something tells me he doesn't make many rules n/t

[left coaster]

21. Was the shirt referring to our congress? Cuz, yeah, that's about right. nt

[DRoseDARs]

22. If he can find it under that beer gut. n/t

[hlthe2b]

23. First rule: all women must come armed with a magnifying glass...

and stifle their hysterical mocking laughter.... (Good luck with that...:eyes:)

[krispos42]

24. I bet his dick is awfully lonely, too.

I wonder how often his wife (assuming he has one) has a headache.

[Jack Rabbit]

25. No, no, no . . . It was a right wing billionaire

ANd the t-shirt said, "I am a dick and I make the rules."

[Raine]

26. If you have to say it, you don't have it or any "rules" that goes

along with it. :yoiks: :think:

[muntrv]

27. ....And his woman is Rosie Palms.

[lonestarnot]

28. He drags nuts from his tailpipe. Woopteefucking du.

[City Lights]

29. Was it Peter King? eom

[IamK]

30. example...

http://www.zazzle.com/i_have_a_dick_so_i_make_the_rules_t_shirt-235496024047040211

[negativenihil]

31. big deal.

I've seen the reverse. "I've got the pussy, I make the rules".

People buy it, so it gets made. The cycle continues.

[Initech]

32. He must confuse having a dick with being a dick.

Although with a guy like this, that type of humor would go way over his head!

[Warren DeMontague]

34. Ah, that would explain why the rules are all so short. nt