Live comedic tweeting of the GOP debates has already begun:

[FarLeftFist]

Here: http://witstream.com/#tweetthepress

Enjoy! Always worth some sidesplitting laughs by today's funniest Liberal comedians, writers, and philosophers.

Not for the sarcasm impaired.

[RKP5637]

1. Too funny, someone said, "Sorry I'm late. I had to buy a shortwave radio." LOL

[FarLeftFist]

3. lol, yeah that's comedian/actor Andy Kindler.

[nc4bo]

2. stephen_squibble Stephen Squibble a moment ago Huntsman THE GAS CAPITAL IS RIGHT HERE! *raises leg*

heehee

[FarLeftFist]

4. It runs in real time on your browser so no need to refresh, unless it gets very busy.

Also, you can scroll down to the beginning of the debates about 25 minutes ago for more instead of just waiting for new ones.

[underpants]

5. What is the opposite of an Algonquin Round Table?

[underpants]

7. Imagine how persuasive Michele Bachmann would sound if she knew what she was talking about

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. These are hilarious!

This debate's like a game show where smiling people must find new euphemisms for 'cut taxes' and 'drill.'

Is it just me or is Herman Cain unfit to run a small colony of hamsters?

Santorum: Let corporations pay no taxes, hire 4 year olds and pour poop in our water


I liked Rick Santorum better when he hosted game shows on Sesame Street.


lol Santorum thinks that CEO's WANTED to keep jobs in America, but our climate is horrible so they had to ship them overseas.

Santorum trumps Cain with his 000 plan.


President Obama learned a lot from Mitt Romney's health care bill, chiefly, how to run away from it.


AP: Sesame Street to introduce muppet named Middle Class Mel, the show's first bleeding character.


Santorum only genuinely smiles when he farts.

Ron Paul could totally win if he were running for Ornery Old Man on Porch.


I'd vote for Ron Paul today, if he was running for "cute old gold prospector."

I wish Ron Paul would go back to his original name: Mr Green Jeans


At an undisclosed location. Dick Cheney is watching this while his daughter Liz rubs linseed oil into his taint.


I think Obama lacks the experience to be President & that's why I'm supporting Herman Cain.

The table makes the candidates seem human. You can't see the puppeteers.


IF ANY OF THESE PEOPLE BECOME PRESIDENT WE WILL ALL DIE FIERY HORRIBLE DEATHS IN AN END-TIMES CONFLAGRATION

Michele Bachmann spending 'Natl Coming Out Day' with her fingers in her ears yelling, "La! La! La! I can't hear you, Marcus!"

The crowd cheers Gingrich's attack of Bernanke,as if it wasn't George Bush who hired him and all.

Gingrich has gone full black helicopter on the Fed.

I'm glad I'm not watching this in 3D because I think Newt's finger might have bruised me.

Did Newt just call left wing agitators litterbugs? What the fuck is he talking about?

Would anyone like to occupy my asshole? - Marcus Bachmann


Tonight's debate is being broadcast in wrinkle vision.

And in Newt's case, go back and look at the Tiffany's deals.

Hey Newt: The protestors haven't walked off yet. It called "Occupy" Wall street.

Newt Gingrich has hated hippies longer than anyone on the panel. Respect.


Who's Michele's stylist. Tammy Faye Baker?



Perry energy plan: Solar executions



i think Romney just argued that because he's been on every side of most issues he'll be a good leader.


The 9-9-9 Plan worked wonders for Subway's foot-long subs.

The debate table is round but at least half of the present candidates actually believe it to be flat.

8 People, who all supported Bush in 2000 and 2004, are all telling us they know how to fix the economy.

[Sabriel]

8. I'm laughing here. And I'm not even watching the debate itself. n/t

[WillyT]

9. LOL !!! - K & R !!!

:bounce:

:kick:

[lindysalsagal]

10. Much better than the debate. Thanks.

[Whisp]

11. without an audience to applaud, I can't tell if the

candidates are talking about people getting executed.

[TygrBright]

12. Snork:

"All you fools who chose "999" as a drinking game word & are already vomiting only have yourselves to blame"

splort city...

amusedly,
Bright

[lifesbeautifulmagic]

13. hey Cain, wouldn't it be easier to call your plan the

27?

lololol

[OneGrassRoot]

14. LOL! Bachmann:

The Indecider: Michele Bachmann: 999 upside-down is 666. Herman Cain is Satan. I am wearing white. You do the math!

:rofl:

[Tx4obama]

17. Bachmann REALLY DID say that about 999 upside down 666 devil in the details.

She said it on air at the debate!

[OneGrassRoot]

18. Oh my gawd....

:spray:

:rofl:

[Tx4obama]

19. Here's the video

Link to video in comment #30 in the link below
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x2100772

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

15. More Bachmann:

˝That's not a real pearl necklace on Michelle Bachmann's neck, that's fossilized jizz from Ronald Reagan.˝

[lifesbeautifulmagic]

16. ANDY LEVY -

"You guys, I don't want to brag, but I think I totally figured out Herman Cain's debit card PIN."

There is some seriously good stuff here.....