Good reasons to fear Canada. 1. 90% of population massed within 100 miles of US border. :)

[pampango]

Other good reasons to fear Canadians?

Health care system intentionally humiliates its US counterpart.

Too many immigrants must destabilize their country, since all immigrants really want to come to the US eventually. Canada is just a pit stop for them.

Your own?

[rucky]

1. Bryan Adams. n/t

[TwilightGardener]

16. That was unfortunate, yes.

[madrchsod]

2. the band Rush.......

[etherealtruth]

5. Ah, Rush

My teenaged years were lived with Rush as a "soundtrack"

[pipi_k]

10. Mine was the Guess Who.... n/t

[madrchsod]

3. what the hell was i thinking ---it`s not rush it`s.......

[Earth_First]

4. Single-handedly the greatest Canadian contribution to the entertainment industry ever. n/t

[KG]

19. hear, hear!

[Denninmi]

Tim Horton's

Morning traffic hazard on my drive to work, not enough parking, too small of a lot, cars back up on the road waiting to get their damned coffee and Timbits.

What's in those Timbits, anyway? A little trace of crack or what? Why do people want them so badly. Anything I ever tried from Tim Horton's was mediocre.

[Denninmi]

6. Tim Horton's

Morning traffic hazard on my drive to work, not enough parking, too small of a lot, cars back up on the road waiting to get their damned coffee and Timbits.

What's in those Timbits, anyway? A little trace of crack or what? Why do people want them so badly. Anything I ever tried from Tim Horton's was mediocre.

[formercia]

7. They just don't like driving far to get Gas and Cigarettes.

It's also not as cold.

[In Other News]

8. Blast! You've discovered our plan!

I shall have to e-mail the Mounties and tell them they must launch Operation Seize the Cheese IMMEDIATELY!

[pampango]

11. I knew it! Now we have to worry about an invasion of Mounties!

Just ask them to wear their really cool uniforms so we know who is invading us. ;)

[pipi_k]

9. The McKenzie brothers, eh? n/t

[bluedigger]

12. They have Maine nearly surrounded.

And their men all wear Speedo's at the beach. :scared:

[formercia]

14. Old Orchard Beach was taken over Decades ago

There are so many Speedos, people don't even give it a glance. It's very entertaining, though. There's a good reason people don't stare:

It's just fucking butt-ugly. :rofl:

[bluedigger]

20. Maybe we should just cede OOB to them.

Most of Maine abandoned it decades ago just for this reason, anyways; I know I did.:rofl:

[pampango]

15. Didn't know about the Speedo issue. They must think they are southern Europeans

(without the warm weather, that is). And if it's like southern Europe and the men wear Speedos, the women wear ... ? ;)

[RandiFan1290]

13. Their Space program

[GKirk]

17. Someone been watching the movie Canadian Bacon?

If not and you like this thread you'll want to see that movie.

[GKirk]

18. A quote from the movie...

Smiley: When have you ever heard anyone say, "Honey, lets stay in and order Canadian food"?