"If things get worse,the only thing left to eat is the rich" OWS sign I saw on the news.

[Swede]

Not bad,not bad at all.

[GKirk]

1. Now remember, if you turn to cannibalism...

...you shouldn't eat the organ meats like the heart kidneys and liver.
Scratch that, I forgot we're talking about the rich, they have no heart. :)
So just don't eat the liver or kidneys.

[smokey nj]

4. Thanks for the buzz kill. I hope I can return the fava beans and nice Chianti.

:(

[Kennah]

16. It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

[bengalherder]

12. Should avoid brains as well.

Cruetzfeldt-Jakob is nasty stuff and comes from eating the brains of various animals who harbor the prions.

[Taverner]

13. Or the brain or any part of the CNS

Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease is nasty

[bengalherder]

14. Great survivalist minds think alike.

Gods help us ! :D

[Taverner]

17. LOL. Dog help us!

[Desertrose]

2. Prolly be all tough & gristly...or too much fat!!!

[3waygeek]

3. Not to mention all the shit they're full of... n/t

[Swede]

5. When roasting longpig,low temperature and long cooking time will tenderize it.

:shrug:

[Historic NY]

9. Marinating is the key.

[meow2u3]

11. Just make sure the temperature reaches 160 degrees F

Otherwise, you might get sick and die from E. Coli poisoning. Medium rare is not an option. :evilgrin:

[Ellipsis]

6. Fondue the Rich... I'll never forget that. Saw it on a bus in Mnpls.

[Gregorian]

7. Too much fat.

The poor are leaner. But tougher.

[calendargirl]

8. Lemmy theft. nt

[RagAss]

10. Marinate ! Marinate ! Marinate !

[TheKentuckian]

15. Mr Potter and Mr Burns need the crock pot