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marmar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-20-11 06:06 PM Original message |
Man jailed after trying to turn feces into gold |
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Capitalocracy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-20-11 06:08 PM Response to Original message |
1. Rumpelstiltskin |
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DainBramaged (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-20-11 06:38 PM Response to Reply #1 |
11. Rumpelsthitskin |
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zappaman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-20-11 06:09 PM Response to Original message |
2. Well, it works with Adam Sandler movies. n/t |
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EOTE (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-20-11 06:50 PM Response to Reply #2 |
15. Awesome. NT |
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Enrique (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-20-11 07:06 PM Response to Reply #2 |
19. perfect |
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Earth_First (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-20-11 06:09 PM Response to Original message |
3. Bahahahaha! His name is Moran... |
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malaise (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-20-11 06:20 PM Response to Reply #3 |
7. DUzy |
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BiggJawn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-20-11 09:11 PM Response to Reply #3 |
32. +1 |
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WillParkinson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-20-11 06:10 PM Response to Original message |
4. Well that's shitty.... |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-20-11 06:14 PM Response to Original message |
5. But isn't that what Rush Limbaugh was trying to accomplish? *rimshot* |
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tomg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-20-11 06:19 PM Response to Original message |
6. Shit and gold. |
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TheCowsCameHome (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-20-11 06:25 PM Response to Original message |
8. He should've quit when it turned to silver - greed is a terrible thing |
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librechik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-20-11 06:27 PM Response to Original message |
9. When Morgan Stanley does that they don't go to jail |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-20-11 06:35 PM Response to Original message |
10. Get a Brain, Moran!! |
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petronius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-20-11 06:39 PM Response to Original message |
12. I am so damn sick of the anti-science mentality pervading society these days! |
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Capitalocracy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-20-11 06:46 PM Response to Reply #12 |
13. Alchemists unite! |
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surrealAmerican (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-20-11 06:46 PM Response to Original message |
14. This just gives responsible alchemists a bad name. |
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Historic NY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-20-11 06:50 PM Response to Original message |
16. What a load of crap. |
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pintobean (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-20-11 07:04 PM Response to Original message |
17. That's some hot shit.........pure gold |
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tammywammy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-20-11 07:05 PM Response to Original message |
18. Golden Turd.... |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-20-11 07:11 PM Response to Original message |
20. How come no one on Wall Street is in jail? |
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jtuck004 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-20-11 08:52 PM Response to Reply #20 |
29. Becaues they turned gold into shit, which is, apparently, not illegal. /nt |
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saras (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-20-11 07:15 PM Response to Original message |
21. Alchemy is a religion, of sorts. It has the same success rate. |
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Bake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-20-11 07:48 PM Response to Original message |
22. If dog turds were dollars, I've have a yard full of gold! |
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dixiegrrrrl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-20-11 07:51 PM Response to Reply #22 |
23. So Bush was really full of ....gold? |
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Bake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-20-11 07:53 PM Response to Reply #23 |
24. Indeed! |
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Nye Bevan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-20-11 08:45 PM Response to Original message |
25. He should have started with something less ambitious, like turning urine into beer. |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-20-11 08:47 PM Response to Original message |
26. This would make a good Monty Python sketch..."Hello, I'd like to sell some gold." |
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NutmegYankee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-20-11 08:49 PM Response to Original message |
27. What a fool! Only Wall Street can turn shit into Gold! |
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Odin2005 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-20-11 08:53 PM Response to Reply #27 |
30. LMAO! |
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Raksha (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-20-11 09:13 PM Response to Reply #27 |
33. Exactly what I was thinking! |
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MrMickeysMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-20-11 08:50 PM Response to Original message |
28. ... |
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pinboy3niner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-20-11 08:54 PM Response to Original message |
31. Been There, Done That... |
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Generic Brad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-20-11 09:18 PM Response to Original message |
34. Shitting gold bricks |
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sakabatou (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-20-11 09:21 PM Response to Original message |
35. Hey, Moran, alchemy doesn't objectively exist. |
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