Overheard on The Hitler Channel playing in the next room...

[dogknob]

"Is the current War on Terror preparing us for an eventual Zombie Apocalypse?"

I really hope Anonymous is serious about Fox.

[KT2000]

1. Yeah - there are so many

channels now they are making up ridiculous things. Bet lots of people will mark their calendars for it though.

[dogknob]

2. They are interviewing "experts" about preparing to survive...

...A Zombie Apocalypse! Seriously!

No wonder I usually listen to music while I work.

This is seriously reminding me of Monty Python ("How to defend yourself when someone attacks you armed with a banana"), except for the fact that millions of people are watching this right now and think that it's a topic meriting genuine concern.

The greatest challenge of #Occupy is not the police or the provocateurs, it is how-the-fuck-are-we-going-to-reach-THESE-PEOPLE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[yoyossarian]

3. The problem as I see it:

Fox News is this non-stop comedy-reality show that is CREATING a NEW REALITY through constant broadcast of bullshit
and absurdities; it's like these broadcasts have toxic effects to those who open themselves to them for too long...

So... the Zombie Apocalypse is ALREADY HERE! The zombies are the Fox News viewers, and they are LEGION!

Listen, you don't WANT to reach these people; you want to STAY THE HELL AWAY from these people! I think we can all
agree that they are TOTALLY INSANE, and THEY BITE, and lord knows what happens to you when you get bitten!!!

I'm not kidding. The Word is becoming Flesh, right before our eyes. You cannot stop it. You cannot stop these
hordes of sassy large-breasted perfectly-coiffed virginal news-anchors Fox keeps producing from some hidden news-anchor
breeding chamber, all of them bright-eyed, apple-cheeked, all between the ages of 16 and 22, all of them in terrible
need of a sound spanking, at the very least.

You cannot stop them, you cannot mute them from your tv set, you dare not spank them.

Even if you could, there are just too many to spank!

Fuck it. None can stand before the Fox News Videodrome. Nothing to do but give in.

Long live the new flesh.

[Turborama]

6. I lol'd at this: "some hidden news-anchor breeding chamber"

Loved the rest of the reply too, very witty and poetic.

ETA, forgot to add this:



And this post I composed about the similarities between the Nazis' use of the Volksempfänger and Faux' MO: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=9018714&mesg_id=9020555

[dogknob]

9. For the record...

...I'm aware that The Hitler Channel is not related to Fox and is in fact a Comcast affair.

But a network that routinely features programs along the lines of "Computer renderings of the architectural wonders that would have been built had the Third Reich prevailed (nudge, nudge)" ought to be next.

And let's not forget "Hitler Maidens!"

[Turborama]

10. I thought you were talking about Faux news.

Which channel were you talking about, then?

[white_wolf]

4. Zombie Apocalypse?! Hell yes! I knew all those hours spent playing Dead Rising would pay off.

I'm going to hide out in a shopping mall.

[Downwinder]

5. Is this the Rapture?

[krispos42]

8. No, that was back in May.

We're now in the post-Rapture satan-ruled hell on earth.

Which means that Palin/Bachmann 2012 Overdrive will win in 2012.

Goddamn Aztecs!

[cowcommander]

7. I WISH it was still the "Hitler" Channel

I can't remember the last time that channel actually aired something related to history. Now it's just horrible Ancient Aliens/Truckers/Pawn Stars bullshit shows. It's sad how downhill it went, they don't even pretend to make their shows history-related anymore.