Most of my nightmares aren't nearly this frightening

[Proud Public Servant]

:scared:

:rofl:

[tk2kewl]

1. no kidding

:wtf:

[TwilightGardener]

2. Teh zombie's got an axe!!

[Earth_First]

3. I wonder how much they spent on the giant ax...

:shrug:

[DJ13]

4. Thats how she keeps him from finding yet another woman to marry

[Blue Owl]

5. Hey look at those two novelty douchebags

n/t

[Proud Public Servant]

6. Bachman's got nothing on

The 3rd Mrs. Gingrich when it comes to crazy eyes!

[Jack Rabbit]

10. Well, what kind of woman would marry Newtie the Cutie?

Talk about man on dog sex, she's sleeping with the Georgia venomous Newt.

[EC]

13. I'll bet she doesn't sleep with him,

I'll bet they have separate rooms...she's just a trophy.

[Ernesto]

12. Is it alive? nt

[treestar]

18. What is it about right wing women and those eyes?

It's like they are faking their smiles.

[surrealAmerican]

21. In her case, it's probably just bad plastic surgery.

She just isn't capable of any other facial expression.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

7. Somebody get that ax away from the Newt!

[Initech]

8. That axe looks like something out of a Wiley Coyote cartoon. Was it made by Acme?

[myrna minx]

9. Did they steal that from Itchy and Scratchy? Wow! n/t

[EC]

11. Man, every picture of her just seems to get scarier

with those buggy eyes. What on earth is she on? I'm guessing she's a xanax queen.

[sarcasmo]

14. She could play a character on The Walking Dead no more makeup needed.

[Fire Walk With Me]

15. "Ditch me like you did your other wives, deary, and this is the last thing your penis will ever see.

[JoePhilly]

16. When they find Newt chopped into chunks, we know what happened ...

he was working on wife #4!

[HughBeaumont]

17. How the fuck does a failure like Newt get ANY women at all?

I would think even the lowest self-esteem-having woman out there would take one look at his corpulent scrunched-face ass and go "Holy shit, life's not THAT bad."

[RC]

19. Hew has money

That is all it takes.

They are republicans, after all.

[Bucky]

20. Hmmm, I don't recall seeing that item on sale last time I was at Tiffany's

[surrealAmerican]

22. I guess we know what the spookiest halloween costume this year is.

[Tsiyu]

23. They always get the Zombie vote

Hmmmmmmmmm....wonder why?

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