Comic relief: Petition begging Quitter to reconsider

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http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/sarahsearthquake/

Governor Palin, the struggles of today hearken us back to an earlier time when the nation’s future was at stake. A time when men and women of enormous faith knelt in the snows in distant places and asked our God for the chance to carry on the work of our forefathers. These struggles hearken us back to a time when, as the patriot song says, Soldiers served our great nation, “ From the frozen fields of Valley Forge to the trail called Ho Chi Minh, to the mountain slopes of Afghanistan to the streets of America.”
Governor Palin, will you answer that clarion call? Will you rise up and lend your statecraft, vision, and love of country to serve us as this nation, so richly blessed by God enters yet another “time for testing and choosing"? We, all of us signers of this petition, not unlike our forefathers “mutually pledge to each other (and to you) our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor" and graciously ask that you proudly accept our nomination for President of the United States and know that, just like the Soldiers of Valley Forge, with you at the helm, America’s better days are ahead of her and that America will be as President Reagan so proudly declared in his farewell speech, “...I've spoken of the shining city… in my mind it was a tall proud city built on rocks stronger than oceans, wind-swept, God-blessed, and teeming with people of all kinds living in harmony and peace, a city with free ports that hummed with commerce and creativity, and if there had to be city walls, the walls had doors and the doors were open to anyone with the will and the heart to get here. “ This is the America we all envision and the one we know, with your leadership as our President, is both real and attainable.
Governor Palin, will you allow us to join you on this great crusade? Now is the time, today is the day, our future together is here.
Most humbly,

Sarah’s Earthquake

https://www.facebook.com/Sarahs10.3

Check out some of the signatures:

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Name: Boob McNut on Oct 27, 2011
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Name: Joann Kabat on Oct 27, 2011
Comments: Sarah, God has blessed you with the gifts of a servants heart, the fire in your belly, and your accomplishments not for you to just assist others to rise to their potential but for you, yourself to rise up and lead this great country as POTUS. You can try and run from your destiny but you can not hide from it...eventually you will have to step up. Hopefully it won't be too late. God Bless you and your family.

Name: Jesus Christ on Oct 27, 2011
Comments: Sarah baby, you go first and I'll meet up with you at the rapture!
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Name: Yora Fool on Oct 27, 2011

Name: God on Oct 27, 2011
Comments: Sarah, quit invoking my name. I checked accounting and found none of the millions you made with your books and speaking engagements is going to serve me, it's always "Sarah, Sarah, SARAH!" I've already decided who's getting into heaven and you're not on the list. Maybe if you threw a few sheckles my way that might change.