Wowza - Doonesbury so went there. Outted a couple of BoA execs too

[LynneSin]

[sarcasmo]

1. Joe Price and Sallie Krawcheck, now that should be on a billboard in time square.

[LynneSin]

2. I'd like to be paid $11million to fail miserably

hell, pay me $11k and I'll do a real bang up job messing up.

[Buns_of_Fire]

25. I used to say, hell, I can screw up a company for HALF that...

But I've come to realize that if you undercut the competition, your potential clients don't RESPECT your ability to screw up the works. So, I've decided on a new strategy:

You paid these clowns a measly $11 Million to screw up your company? I laugh. Your company's still standing, isn't it? You want the best screw-up in the business (that's me!) then your stockholders will pay through the nose and enjoy every minute of it! Call 555-1212 for details, but if you're not serious (and I'm talking about at least $50 Million serious!), don't waste your time and mine.

They'll be lined up for blocks.

[tclambert]

29. I don't know if I could, I'm just too competent. But for that kind of money, I could act stupid.

George Bush was a great President! Sarah Palin is really very smart! Why should the richest 20% of the people pay 72% of the income tax? So what if they own 73% of the wealth? The bottom 50% pays almost no income tax! Tax them more! So what if they have almost no money? And we have to do something about Social Security! So what if rich people hardly pay anything in Social Security taxes compared to middle class people? Our rich investment bankers need to control that Social Security money so they can make more money. I'm sure they will invest it all safely, like in Mortgage Backed Securities. That's safe as houses!

Ow, ow, ow! It hurts! I can't keep it up. I can't do it. I can't force myself to be that stupid. Not even for 11-ty gajillion dollars. Frack!

[Blue_In_AK]

44. Best post I've read in a while.

That was funny in a very sad kind of way.

[tex-wyo-dem]

58. I know....the stupid, it hurts, doesn't it :)

excellent, and funny, post :thumbsup:

[JohnnyRingo]

32. When someone "screws up", and they walk away with millions...

...they didn't screw up. It only looks that way to the loser investors who have to go home penniless while certain people walk away with wheelbarrows full of cash. No one makes that kind of money accidentally.

[mopinko]

36. +1

[Capitalocracy]

53. Seriously, they need a better screwup

You need a real pro to mess up badly enough to earn a bailout!

[KansDem]

51. Beats working for a living...nt

[Capitalocracy]

52. I've got credentials

I'm a grade A f***up. I have extensive training, experience, and that innate talent you just can't teach. At failing.

I should totally apply at BofA

[2pooped2pop]

56. lol too funny n/t

[RaleighNCDUer]

3. It is a different world than that of the 99%.

In OUR world, if you were worth 11 million, you would not be getting a severance check. And, if you are getting a severance check you are not, by definition, worth 11 million.

We have stepped through the looking glass.

[sarcasmo]

5. Posted this link on my facebook page with the names of these two douche bags.

[valerief]

4. They sounded like phony names until I found them here.

http://www.bankstocks.com/ArticleViewer.aspx?ArticleID=6355&ArticleTypeID=2

I mean, Price and Check in the names? They may as well have been Jimmy Money and Mary Dollars.

[Mira]

6. Laughing Out Loud here n/t

[LynneSin]

10. that's what I thought too

go figure!

[w0nderer]

7. *heh*

hey, you failed miserably repairing that gentleman's vehicle, and completely drove him off by being rude, not to mention he didn't buy the items he was going to buy and to top it off he'll never be back and will tell everyone how badly we suck

have a bonus kid...20 000 this year sound ok?


a scene played out in retail in the land of :sarcasm:

[The Backlash Cometh]

8. Oh, that was good.

[dixiegrrrrl]

9. god bless Trudeau. National Treasure, he is.

Has not lost a bit of his touch.

[Electric Monk]

11. K&R

[in_cog_ni_to]

12. Oh, that's sweet. Name names. K&R!

[SomethingFishy]

13. Hmmmph.. all the class resentment in this thread

is making America weak....

[Tutankhamun]

17. Bank of America is making this country weak.

[girl gone mad]

19. I don't get where either class or resentment enter the picture.

What I see is thousands of hard working people being laid off due to incompetent management's lousy decisions. At the same time, two under-performing executives are being lavishly rewarded.

What does "class resentment" have to do with any of this?

[SomethingFishy]

20. It was a joke...

Paul Ryan said today that all this "class resentment' at OWS is making America weaker.

[girl gone mad]

21. Thanks for clarifying.

:)

[Blue_In_AK]

46. Sometimes it helps to use the sarcasm smiley,

although I knew you were kidding.

[JuniperLea]

23. LOL!

Love it!

You didn't need the sarcasm thingy at all;)

[SemperEadem]

28. no, all this money in American politics have made this country weak.

[aquart]

30. Thank you for your concern.

[yardwork]

31. You forgot the sarcasm tag.

[DisgustipatedinCA]

33. Class resentment?

(most deleted on edit...Original text was ill-advised, and too vicious. Not proud of this, so I am deleting).

It's very clear that you don't have any understanding of the magnitude of anger toward bankers and their ilk..

[Admiral Loinpresser]

41. Is that irony?

I'm really not sure.

[QC]

45. Yes, something here is very fishy indeed. n/t

[Enthusiast]

50. Are you serious?

Just asking.

[Downwinder]

14. I failed. Where is my check?

[City Lights]

15. K&R

:thumbsup:

[BuelahWitch]

16. What do you bet they'll try to fight the unemployment claims

for a great many of the 30,000 too?

[Tuesday Afternoon]

18. sweetness!

[JuniperLea]

22. Doonesbury! Kicking ass and GIVING names!

Sweet!

[RainDog]

24. k&r n/t

[MrMickeysMom]

26. Could anyone read Doonesbury using a human microphone?

I think it might present a new twist in story telling at the "mic"

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

27. Joe and Sally were actually both outed by the media about a month ago

Not knocking Doonsbury for keeping the story out there, but the story about their golden parachutes was actually reported on.

[HughBeaumont]

34. They need to out MORE of them.

The wealthy should be shamed at every opportunity for every bastard thing they pull off at the expense of this economy and the well being of the American people.

K & R.

[Name removed]

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[RB TexLa]

37. They should have kept Krawcheck, she should be in the CEO spot

[DeSwiss]

38. K&R

- Loves me some gallow's humor......

[WillyT]

39. HUGE K & R !!! - Thank You !!!

:bounce:

:hi:

:kick:

[chollybocker]

40. Yes. More names and addresses.

I want to know if these people are living in neighborhoods with children.

[Blue_In_AK]

42. Oh, that's awesome.

It reminds me of the sign I've seen posted that says "When people rob banks, they go to jail. When banks rob people, they get bonuses. Mama, let your sons grow up to be bankers."

Wow...

[russspeakeasy]

43. Thanks, I needed that.

[deadinsider]

47. Excellent and recced n\t

[flamingdem]

48. tell it nt

[Enthusiast]

49. Kicked and fucking recommended!

:patriot: :applause: :woohoo: :fistbump: :hi: :thumbsup:

[FlyByNight]

54. K & R

When it comes to money, some, simply, have no shame.

:thumbsup:

[Ilsa]

55. And these execs like to believe they have "talent". nt

[Vinca]

57. Amazing. It takes Doonesbury to get BOA to back pedal on the debit card fees.

Public shaming is the answer.

[orbitalman]

59. K & R

[Hotler]

60. kicking n/t