Herman Cain: ‘A manly man don’t want’ a veggie pizza

[LynneSin]

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/11/14/herman-cain-a-manly-man-dont-want-a-veggie-pizza/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+TheRawStory+%28The+Raw+Story%29

Republican presidential candidate says real men like an abundance of toppings on their pizzas — as long as they aren’t vegetables.

The former Godfather’s Pizza CEO told GQ magazine that he likes “lots of meat” on his pies.

“The more toppings a man has on his pizza, I believe the more manly he is,” Cain explained. “Because the more manly man is not afraid of abundance.”


“Is that purely a meat question?” GQ‘s Alan Richman asked.

“A manly man don’t want it piled high with vegetables!” Cain exclaimed. “He would call that a sissy pizza.”

There you go! According to Herman Cain - if you are a man who likes veggies, are just eating healthy or happen to be a vegertarian then you must be a sissy. Real men love to challenge their arteries and heart with all that extra sodium and cholesterol

:grr:

[bullwinkle428]

1. Sure, Hermie...tell us all about your "extra sausage".

:eyes: :eyes: :eyes:

[MADem]

4. Ha ha ha! Thanks for that laugh! nt

[avaistheone1]

20. ROFLMAO!!!

So true.


:rofl:

[Codeine]

2. Dammit. I'm a sissy again.

Who knew the 7th grade would come back around to haunt me?

[Hell Hath No Fury]

3. God lord, what a neanderthal....

:eyes:

[liberal N proud]

5. Herman Cain in GQ Magazine

I thought that magazine was for the buff, "cool" people.

[Major Nikon]

6. Don't let it be said that the knuckledragging rubes aren't well represented by the GOP

[Liberal Veteran]

7. For the last time, Mr. Cain...I don't want your meat!

[democrank]

8. A 5-star idiot

[iris27]

9. He likes lots of meat, huh?

Funny how gender-role-policing cretins always manage to make an inadvertent comment that sounds really gay...

:rofl:

[PoliticAverse]

10. I had to check that this wasn't some of the poor satire that often gets posted here... n/t

[hatrack]

11. Geez, that's some Serious Stupid walking around . . .

:silly:

[sufrommich]

12. God, he's a simpleton. He's tanking in the latest polls by the way. t

[Marrah_G]

13. He is just creepy

His wife must be a total doormat.

[seabeyond]

14. my 14 yr old SON was laughing at how often men have to say out loud they are a man

he told me, he doesnt hear woman having to call themselves ... women, all the time

what's up with that

he says with a grin.

[seabeyond]

15. dupe

[Blasphemer]

16. Blatant pandering to the stereotypical white male GOP voter... He's FOS... nt

[KamaAina]

17. Hermie, meet California Assemblymember Jim Beall, Jr.

As you can see, Jim is as manly a man as he wants to be (and a great Dem to boot!)

He is also a vegetarian.

[Ezlivin]

18. It's twoo, it's twoo!

[shanti]

19. good grief, he's a moron n/t

[KansDem]

21. Well, I used to prefer mushrooms and black olives...

:(

Now, I'm an ANCHOVY AND JALAPENO Man!!! :woohoo:

Yeah, yeah..."Salt & Pepper" Pizza!!! :headbang:

Put that in you f*cking pipe, Herm, and smoke it!!!

[Rabblevox]

22. I'm a girly man. I still want fucking sausage and Pepperoni on my pie! (and another beer, please)

[seabeyond]

25. in 2004 repugs were using that on the dem men. my guys in family and i teased

about them being girlie men. has been a joke in family for a while. i said it at the thanksgiving dinner table with two brothers and my father. my gosh.... i thought they were going to spit out their food, choke as they gasped.

my hubby, sons and i are chucklin cause just a joke.

my other male family thought i slapped my guys in the face. they were all jocking to defend husband and two sons.

i didnt realize what i would cause with that commnet. was a hoot.

[Rabblevox]

29. My dad, 6'4" and 250 lbs, 100% hetro former football player, is one of the girliest men I know...

He taught me how to cook, and was a far better cook than my mom. While not musical himself, he loved musicals and light opera. He was a right-wing law-and-order guy who always believed and taught that men and women must be fully equal. He was a religious man who believed that it was nobody's business who people chose to love.

Damn I miss him.

[seabeyond]

30. you know... that is a man. i love those men

my hubby is a lot like that, but i know men like this. so though they might have all the signs of stereotyping, we don't always know.

coolest.

thanks

[krabigirl]

23. this guy is an absolute joke.

Like Rachel Maddow said, we should have known at Pokemon! What is scary is that people will actually vote for him.

[City Lights]

24. Embarrasingly idiotic.

I seriously cannot understand how this ignoramus became the CEO of anything.

[backtoblue]

26. Fuck this manly man shit.

It's starting to get old.
What a complete ass.

[Initech]

46. Seriously. I hate it so badly.

[EOTE]

27. My dad could totally beat up Herman Cain's dad.

My dad's a cowboy-astronaut-fireman.

[pschoeb]

28. I guess Italians have lame unmanly pizzas

As most of the traditional Neapolitan pizza styles are meatless, say for example the super classic Pizza Margherita

[femrap]

31. May his colon be clogged

with sausage, pepperoni, hamburger, salami, ham, bbq chicken, and all the assorted nitrates and nitrites associated w/ processed meats.

'sissy pizza'.....'sissy' of course comes from 'sister' and we all know how hermie feels about women. He is one ugly, stuffed-up asshole.

[chrisa]

32. He has serious misogyny issues

[fishwax]

33. what a dumbass

:eyes:

Personally, I can't help but laugh at any speculation on what a "manly man" is or does.

[yurbud]

34. a manly man can survive on half a brussel sprout a day

[Taverner]

35. Yeah, there's no way flvegan is a "manly man"

:eyes:

I mean, power lifting and wrestling pit bulls (for their own good) isn't manly at all...

[flvegan]

44. !

:rofl:

[WI_DEM]

36. And we all know that blowhard Herman Cain is 'a manly man' because

he talks tough, he likes lotsa meat and no veggies on his pizza and above all he sexually harrasses and assaults women. What a guy!

[stuntcat]

37. I'm ashamed humans still act like that.

Honestly. This is just an example of why I'm horrified by humanity. We are idiotic monsters who think we're "God's" favorites? Earth-raping idiot.

[qb]

38. Yeah! And don't even get me started on quiche!!1!

The bonehead sounds insecure with his own masculinity.
BTW I'm a manly gay man who likes manly men (even if they like veggies!). I wonder what Herman Cain would say about me.

[onenote]

39. My kosher-keeping Jewish family members and friends

will be interested to hear that Herman thinks they're sissies, including the ones that served in Iraq and Afghanistan.

[sakabatou]

65. +1

[JanMichael]

40. He should tell Mac Danzig (MMA) that he's a girly man!

https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Mac_Danzig

What an idiaotic f'ing pandering sniveling fuck nut...this is what we get for a presidential candidate? Unreal.

[Quantess]

41. Better drink some Dr Pepper for Men with that!

Wouldn't want anyone to mistake you for a girl. :eyes:

That's the dumbest thing I've heard all week, I think.

[JoePhilly]

42. Bu-bye Herman .... bwahahahahahahaha.

[Wait Wut]

43. I wouldn't call them sissies, but...

...I have a serious problem with people who put pineapple on their pizzas. Not a veggie, true, but I'm sure Hermie would include the fruit topping sissies along with the veggie topping sissies.

On a higher note: Can't wait until he explodes.

[GoCubsGo]

61. Me, too.

Ditto for ham and chicken. I'm a bit of a purist when it comes to pizza.

It looks like he'll implode before he explodes. After his "Libya" fiasco, he's well on his way to that.

[Wait Wut]

72. And BBQ sauce.

My husband is from CA, I'm from Chicago. What he "thinks" is pizza is just wrong. And, wtf is with the "white sauce"?

[sendero]

45. A manly man..

.. doesn't try to wheedle sexual favors from the unwilling as quid pro quo for help in finding a job.

[NMMNG]

47. Tell that to FLVegan

or any of the other vegans who are far from the stereotypical scrawny, anemic vegan.


(Photo is not FLVegan)



People who have to demean the masculinity or femininity of others say much more about themselves than they do the ones they're trying to insult.

[flvegan]

58. Thank you.

Very true. That looks like Joel Kirkilis (shoutout). He's gonna pass me quick, someday. Someday soon.

[yewberry]

48. I married a sissy?

Well, I guess the Coast Guard will want his merchant mariner creds back now. Darn.

[Chorophyll]

49. This guy needs to STFU right now. nt

[Raine]

50. My BF is 1000 times the man he'll ever be and out of respect for me (because I'm a vegetarian)

he always gets a veggie pizza. A REAL man is not averse to eating vegetables (even if they're a meat eater) and enjoying them! :-)

[Initech]

51. Real manly men don't clog their arteries with crappy pizza.

[Blue Owl]

52. Godfathers Pizza sucks ass no matter what fucking toppings are on it

:puke:

[0rganism]

53. pizza man sez...

"Fuck You Mr. Cain"

[jmowreader]

54. Tomato sauce is made out of vegetables...

Remind me not to have any of Cain's "all meat no veggies" pizza. 'Cause I loves me one of them thar pizzas with black olives, green olives and mushrooms.

But the same pizza needs to be piled high with all sorts of different meats.

[LynneSin]

59. actually it's made out of fruit. Tomatoes are a fruit

just saying

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

69. If it ain't an animal or a mineral, it's a vegetable.

that's one bozo's taxonomy of stuff. Fruit grows from vegetation, hence: vegetable.

Any manly man would agree.

Herman Cain would agree with me, after some time spent sorting out the things spinning in his head.

:hi:

[LynneSin]

71. We'd have to use the Jaws of Life to get you out of that spinning mess called Herman Cain's brain

:rofl:

[jmowreader]

73. And so are peppers, green beans, cucumbers and squashes

The way I look at these questionable foods is, if it's eaten as a fruit it's fruit, if it's eaten as a vegetable it's a vegetable.

[Motown_Johnny]

55. I like the Pizza Hut Veggie Lovers Pizza

Not the greatest pizza ever but it is good

[Courtesy Flush]

57. It's the only one I order.

I like it better than any of their pizzas with meat.

(and I'm a man... sorry Herman)

[Courtesy Flush]

56. Okay, ladies. Does that line really work?

Manly man. Lots of meat. Did he have his shirt open when he said it?

[GoCubsGo]

60. LOL!

That schmuck wouldn't know what a "real man" was if one came up and punched him in the face. Good Gawd! Judging someone's manhood by their choice of pizza toppings is so childish.

[qanda]

62. Tony Gonzalez of the Atlanta Falcons may disagree with him

Also, Troy Polamalu, who recommends "Forks Over Knives" may disagree also!

[DainBramaged]

63. And this jackass wants to be the leader of the free world......

[sakabatou]

64. The most toppings I've had are extra-cheese and crushed pepper

[hue]

66. Just wait till he starts having chest pain & a life threatening heart attack!

I've seen this many thousands of times. Those who chow down the triple burgers & pack on the fatty meats are the biggest babies in the hospital! Waaaaaa!! They are sooo scared!!!! They call the nurses for tissues for their tears!! We do everything to save them and keep them comfortable and the next thing we know they have their submissive wife bringing in a Big Mac & fries for them because hospital food is "shit"!

[tanyev]

67. You'd think a colon cancer survivor would change his tune a little bit.

[LWolf]

68. I wasn't going to share with him, anyway. nt

[marmar]

70. When they're eliminated from the race, the Republican candidates should start a circus.

nt

[Manifestor_of_Light]

74. clueless macho bastard.

:banghead:

[beac]

75. Does Cain have some kind of

"Stupid Comment to Make-A-Day" calendar on his desk? :crazy: