So SANTA is now part of the war on Christmas

[nadinbrzezinski]

I guess my target of Rudolph is still to be taken seriously.

This is hilarious.

Thanks keith

[Drale]

1. Santa has been miltarizing for years

Soon even Santa is going to be on the terror watch list.

[nadinbrzezinski]

5. Damn that explains the FTL drive

how else can he do all them toys in 24 hours?

No wonder we have been trying. Now that explains CERN all better.

[Motown_Johnny]

8. the no fly list is meaningless to him, no porno scanners for that guy

[TygrBright]

2. Wait, wait... Is this "Santa" person pro-baby Jesus or anti-baby Jesus?

I'm so confused...

bewilderedly,
Bright

[Motown_Johnny]

3. looks pro to me

[nadinbrzezinski]

4. We don't know, since he's taken top bidding

you know Odin himself has knocked off the baby off his perch.

Oh Tanenbaun takes on a whole new meaning.

[flyingfysh]

6. you don't want Santa as an opponent

We already know he has an aircraft that can move at incredible speed, with fantastic cargo-carrying capacity. You don't want to be underneath when his reindeer decide to let loose. I wouldn't want to be bombed by reindeer. And he knows who's naughty and nice? That means he has an amazing intelligence service. No government in the world has that information about all the kids.

[nadinbrzezinski]

9. I am Jewish so I am automatically

excepted from the Intel Service. We kind of fly under... Rudolph's radar.

:-)

It is an invisibility cloak of sorts.

:hi:

Anyhoo... this is Odin in disguise!

:evilgrin:

So his weapon of choice is lightning.

[msongs]

7. without santa chrisitanity would wither away and die - kids are bribed lol nt