A Handy Republican Detector

[divvy]

Here is a handy, and portable, Republican detector. Never leave home without it !

[unhappycamper]

1. In case you have bad eyesight use these:

[divvy]

2. Maybe we need to find one for the nose

[divvy]

7. We should automate it

when the buzzer goes off, the ear protectors are installed ..... automatically !

A great Christmas gift and good for national security

[stray cat]

3. Looks useful for all politicians and many pundits!

But not for most voters - they usually have to work for a living and don't have time to be a professional bullshitter

[divvy]

4. Here is how to get one of your own

Just right click the image and choose "save image URL" It will then copy the link to your clipboard. Next, open a text editor like Microsoft word. Click on the page and press CTRL and V (paste) at the same time. The link will appear. Now, you too can use it whenever it is necessary.

[mstinamotorcity]

5. Here are a few more

1. Anything about being super Patriotic.
2. The American Flag or Don't tread On Me flag
3. Anything about the Constitution.
4. Use of the word Democrat to describe Members of the Democratic Party.
5. American Freedoms and countries who hate us because of it.
6. Faux News or any mention of them having credibility.
7. Saying the words Socialist,Socialism,Conservative,Tea Party, True Libertarian,Ronald Reagan
8. Free Market or Capitalism
9. Buy Gold,Invest,No such thing as Global Warming or Climate change, its verified in Revelations
Chapter 24.
10. When referring to the President calling him- Barry,Barack,Obama,Barack Hussein Obama,"This President",Thug,or anything to de-legitimize the office of Presidency.


Our President was voted in overwhelmingly by the people!!!!His title was bestowed upon him because of the vote. He is Mr. President, Or President Obama to those of us who are not!!!!!!!!

[underpants]

6. Make a satirical or ironic statement - if they don't get it - they might just be a Republican

I have found that Republicans just don't register satire or irony.

Also if they seem proud of the fact that they have never seen an episode of "Seinfeld" that too.

[Hawkeye-X]

8. With these current crop of Republicans, you need the industrial sized version

because they bullshit all the time, and these detectors are known to explode.