Oh..the horrors...

[AsahinaKimi]

Poll question: Oh..the horrors...

Situation: Its Christmas morning. The gifts are being given out. You notice there is one for you from that Crazy Freeper Aunt you can't stand, so you reluctantly open it, and to your horror its an autographed version of Going rogue: an American life by Sarah Palin, which you come to find out, your aunt spent 3 hours in line waiting for.

Do you...

[Edweird]

1. Ebay.

[remember2000forever]

2. Re-Gift nt

[Tesha]

16. No, that's like spreading a disease. (NT)

[Saokymo]

3. Carve it out as a safe place to hide your waffles.

No one will ever look in there.

[TheKentuckian]

4. I guess ebay after some serious eye rolling

[Ian David]

5. Re-gift it back to her next Christmas or for her birthday. n/t

[rug]

6. I'd ask her to unwrap her copy of The Urban Dictionary.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=going+rogue

[Twinguard]

11. Bwahahaha!

:spray:

[NYC_SKP]

13. LOL!

:rofl:

[Haole Girl]

7. Recycle bin. (nt)

[The Midway Rebel]

8. Post apocolypse TP

It helps if you wrinkle it up first.

[Capitalocracy]

9. hell, I'll probably actually read it

or try to...

and then it's ebay. times is tough.

[obxhead]

10. sell it on ebay and take the money

to buy a life size bust of Obama to send as a thank you gift.

[TexasObserver]

12. Burn it!

[Taitertots]

14. Sell it and donate the money to the Democratic Party

Give her a note next year saying you donated $X in her name to the Democratic party.

[baldguy]

19. +1

[Warren DeMontague]

15. Graciously say "thank you for the gift"--- then give her something by Richard Dawkins.

She's left you an opening to hit her with pretty much any piece of reading you choose.

[BlueJazz]

17. You got it !

[Paper Roses]

18. eBay will be so overrun with copies , the price would be zilch.

Bring to back to the store for a credit. Tell old auntie you already bought one and ask her to give you the receipt so you can buy something else.

[kentuck]

20. Buy a big box of Crayolas...

..and let the kids go to town.. :-)

[WillyT]

21. It Will Become Worth A Lot, When She Becomes President

:evilfrown:

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Hoo... sorry...

:D

[Odin2005]

22. NUKE IT FROM ORBIT!!! it's the only way to be sure!

[robcon]

23. I'd read it.

I read a lot of books.

[Cerridwen]

24. "Crazy Freeper Aunt you can't stand" + "3 hours in line waiting" =

ask her for another autographed copy.

:evilgrin:


Than sell them both on eBay.

Lather, rinse...Profit!!!!

[Raine]

25. Enjoy coloring in all the pictures

on an otherwise dull evening. :evilgrin:

[Anakin Skywalker]

26. Have the animals (that Pukelin hates so much) poop and pee on it!

[AsahinaKimi]

27. Some of you are in luck..

Just out of curiosity, I went to Ebay to see what the range was for an autographed version of Going Rogue.

Highest was: $395.00
Lowest was: $.99

[mdmc]

28. ..