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Edited on Sun Feb-13-11 12:48 PM by datasuspect
we just have to work together through our shared sacrifices until that time.
here are some simple suggestions for your downward economic slide:
-have a potluck! you can meet your neighbors, console each other. remember, velveeta can stretch out any poverty dish, plus it's tasty too!
-family movie night: head to your local library and find a world of entertainment options at your fingertips! watch old PBS documentaries and STV releases from the 80s. The Last Starfighter is fun for the whole family.
-pesky cleaning bills? organize a community washing night!
-did someone say QUILTING BEE?
-television is a great source for entertainment and news. who needs PBS when you have so many options ready and available 24-7?
-job search getting you down? try VOLUNTEERING your time: that way you can do a useful service, meet and network with other people, and maybe you might end up with a paying job if you try hard enough.
-want the fast track to a bright future? stop by your local recruiting office. you can learn job skills, go to exciting new places, meet new people and discover vibrant cultures and destroy them.
so turn that frown upside down, if we all work together, we will soldier through privation to UTOPIA 2012.
if you can't suss that this is satire, slap yourself upside the head for me, please.
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