6 Factors That Secretly Influence Who You Have Sex With

[On the Road]

Statistics indicate that more and more frequently, "hookups" are turning into meaningful relationships. While that might sound like a snazzy pickup line, it actually means you might marry someone because of the color of the shirt she was wearing the night you met her. According to science, the world around you is dangerously full of hidden aphrodisiacs that can land you in bed, and even in long-term relationships, with someone who's totally wrong for you.

#6. Fear

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http://www.cracked.com/article_19024_6-factors-that-secretly-influence-who-you-have-sex-with.html#ixzz1DyhSKem5

Have got to pay more attention to horror movies, much less which ear is involved in conversations.

[Kennah]

1. Being married the six factors that affect whether I have sex or not are ...

Whining

Begging

Not that time of the month

Cajoling

More whining

Persistence

[uppityperson]

3. Your poor spouse

[proud2BlibKansan]

5. +1

[Countdown_3_2_1]

22. Rule Number 7

Go Clubbing.

Don't bathe for two days, and Go Clubbing.

Unbutton your shirt to your navel, show off your hairy chest, Don't bathe for two days, and Go Clubbing.

Wear gold chains, unbutton your shirt to your navel, show off your hairy chest, Don't bathe for two days, and Go Clubbing.

and call every girl you meet, "Baby!"

Chicks really dig this.

[Codeine]

13. Stay classy. nt

[Kennah]

25. Were you thinking ...

... less whining, more cajoling?

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[OneGrassRoot]

4. Bookmarking. This is gonna be a classic DU thread....

:thumbsup:

:evilgrin:

[proud2BlibKansan]

6. I was just getting ready to make some popcorn. Want some?

:popcorn:

[OneGrassRoot]

7. Yes, please!

:hi:

[demmiblue]

9. A beer, as well (if so inclined):

[OneGrassRoot]

12. OMG, I was telling my SO about this gizmo you have embedded...

Couldn't find it. Gonna show him now!

:toast:

[demmiblue]

14. Here, have another:

Lol! :toast:

[mmonk]

17. I need one of those.

Could save a lot on paper towels.

[OneGrassRoot]

18. I'll have a Guinness, please. :) n/t

[Warren DeMontague]

21. I'm sure someone will find an excuse to be outraged or offended.

Happens pretty much any time the dread topic of S-E-X comes up.

[On the Road]

8. Here is the Full List:

6. Fear
5. The Color Red
4. Your Ear and Forearm
3. The Taste in a Kiss
2. The Pill
1. Timing

I really don't know if any other these affected my own relationship. It's been eleven years, and kind of hard to remember. I just know that when I saw her walking across the grass, I thought "SHE looks interesting." And when got up to shake her hand, she thought "Oh -- big man, small head!"

[Little Star]

15. I don't get the pill part.

[On the Road]

19. What The Article Seems to be Saying

is that the pill works by simulating the physiological state of pregnancy. A pregnant woman has different preferences, specifically that she prefers men with similar rather than different genetics.

[Kennah]

27. The wife always talks about how strawberries are supposed to be erotic ...

... and then asks me whether strawberries taste like pussy.

[Stevenmarc]

10. R&T

Rich & Terminal

[flvegan]

11. Hooking up can lead to marriage?

Jeez, way to take the fun out of hooking up.

[mmonk]

16. Hooking up doesn't seem to have the same impact emotionally

as hitching your wagon.

[jakeXT]

20. The color you are searching for is red

Women Attracted to Men in Red, Research Shows

ScienceDaily (Aug. 3, 2010) — What could be as alluring as a lady in red? A gentleman in red, finds a multicultural study published Aug. 2 in the Journal of Experimental Psychology: General.

Simply wearing the color red or being bordered by the rosy hue makes a man more attractive and sexually desirable to women, according to a series of studies by researchers at the University of Rochester and other institutions. And women are unaware of this arousing effect.

...

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2010/08/100802101821.htm

[Kennah]

28. So when you hear Santa say Ho, Ho, Ho ...

... think Pimp, Pimp, Pimp.

[Curmudgeoness]

23. The 6 factors that influence whether I who I will have sex with

are in no particular order:

vodka
tequila
rum
whiskey
beer
whether all the good looking guys are already gone

[Kennah]

26. You honor the spirit of DU ...

... with your multi-cultural "spirits" goggles.

[Iggo]

24. One and only factor: She says okay. (n/t)