Osama Claus sought by CIA

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Suspected of previously running a terrorist cell, in the vicinity of the North Pole, Osama Claus' encampment was recently attacked by unmanned drones.
Eight insurgent reindeer were killed in the attack: But Osama Clause and his entire cell of midgets escaped and is thought to be hiding in Pakistan.

An unnamed source reported that the terrorist cell of midgets were building a variety of things at the North Pole. The source said, "It could have been bombs they were building. And they toyed with the wrong agency this time."

The terrorist group escaped in an exotic flying machine, which resembled a sleigh, with eight other insurgent reindeer. During the escape, they violated Canadian and US airspace, compounding their crimes.

Osama Claus is described as having long hair and a long white beard. A million dollar reward is offered for information leading to the conviction of this dangerous terrorist.