Top 10 Signs You Might be a Republican Grinch

[LuckyTheDog]

10) You vote against the START treaty because you think it represents surrender in the War on Christmas.

9) You want to put up Nativity scenes on public property, but also have a closet full of stolen baby Jesus figurines

8) You kind of like Rudolph, but that red nose makes you suspicious. Could be a commie.

7) For some reason that you cannot adequately explain, you have a burning desire to see Santa’s birth certificate.

6) You’re only halfway through your Christmas shopping, but have decided to quit anyway.

5) You’re sure that being an elf is just a lifestyle choice, that nobody is actually born that way and that letting elves serve in the military would be bad for unit cohesion and morale.

4) You don’t know what frankincense and myrrh are, but you know that you don’t want your tax dollars to pay to give that stuff to welfare mothers.

3) You get very uncomfortable when lords start “a-leaping” in your presence.

2) Your puzzler is sore and you blame the illegal aliens.

1) You think the Whos down in Whoville can just buy their own damned health insurance.

[LuckyTheDog]

1. 10 recs, but no comments? (nt)

I thought this was amusing.