This :sarcasm: charming :sarcasm:
letter to the editor was in the local paper Monday morning.
Maid Marian asked Robin Hood, "How come we only steal from rich?" Robin Hood said to Friar Tuck, "See, why we don't have more women in upper management?"
Actually, Maid Marian was the only one of the merry band who understood that all theft is wrong. So before we buy into the Robin Hood philosophy advocated by Sen. Tom Harkin and other venal politicians, remember this:
We may drag ourselves out of bed and shuffle off to a job we don't like, and do without things just to get by, but to the folks who cannot (or choose not to) find work, we are the rich, selfish, greedy elite who need to pay more of our "fair share."
As one of the talking heads on PBS said three weeks ago, "We have to raise taxes on the upper brackets now, or the middle class won't stand for it when we raise theirs."
I want to write a nice rebuttal to this jerk, so I was wondering if anyone had any suggestions? Something that'll really make the right wing go nuts.