AQ targeting salad bars.
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Wed Dec-22-10 04:21 PM
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Wed Dec-22-10 04:24 PM
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1. Oh Noes! Now a salad shooter is really a salad shooter! |
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Every year at the holidays, AQ issues some ridiculous alleged threat.
Who do these guys work for?
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Wed Dec-22-10 04:40 PM
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3. Eat more meat! It's what Real Americans eat for dinner. Salad is for the horses n' Indians |
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Wed Dec-22-10 04:51 PM
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7. Lettuce? Sprouts? Seeds? This isn't food. . . this is what food eats! . . . |
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Wed Dec-22-10 05:03 PM
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13. Fury was a vegetarian. So was Trigger. And Mr. Ed. |
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Wed Dec-22-10 05:08 PM
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16. They were probably Irish or Arabian or Mexican or furin. I suspect they also sang castralto, except |
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Edited on Wed Dec-22-10 05:44 PM by leveymg
Ed, who was definitely basso profundo.
Ed liked his burgers rare and his beer cold.
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Wed Dec-22-10 04:40 PM
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2. From my last visit to Golden Corral, I believe they already have. |
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Wed Dec-22-10 04:42 PM
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4. Memorable gastronomic experience? |
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Wed Dec-22-10 04:43 PM
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5. I tell ya I seen them, guys with beards hangin'round the fixin's bar at Wendy's! |
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One was doin somethin with the tomatoes!
We need security at our salads! Dern muslins!
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Wed Dec-22-10 04:49 PM
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6. These the same US officials who warned about AQ "frogmen" in 2003? . . . |
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Think I'll follow Twain's advice, and conclude that though I'm an old man and have known many troubles, I'll take solace that most of them never happened.
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Wed Dec-22-10 04:54 PM
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8. Ewww...don't like those things anyhow. |
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I don't like my food potentially being touched by that many hands. I'm less worried about AQ than I am about the person who used the facilities and didn't wash, honestly.
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Wed Dec-22-10 04:54 PM
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9. They figure they can bump off those arugula eating elites. |
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Wed Dec-22-10 04:58 PM
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10. Straight from the Rajneeshee terror play book |
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Wed Dec-22-10 05:00 PM
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11. If they bombed the Sizzler, would anyone even notice? |
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Wed Dec-22-10 05:01 PM
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12. I thought it was just lazy teenagers who didn't wash their hands. |
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Wed Dec-22-10 05:03 PM
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14. Perfect set up. So now the next big Salmonella or Lesteria |
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outbreak happens we can blame it on the Muslims.
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Wed Dec-22-10 05:07 PM
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15. Wow, next they will be targeting our drinking water |
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using Hexavalent Chromium.
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Wed Dec-22-10 05:27 PM
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17. If that's the case then everyone in the USA is fine...apparently you're a bunch of fat bastards... |
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...that think that salad is the sprig of parsley on your steak...
Seriously, who makes this stupid shit up?
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Wed Dec-22-10 05:33 PM
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18. The restaurant owners of America are thanking Obama as I type. NOT. |
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