'Tony's Law' Would Require Marijuana Users To Inform Neighbors...

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WASHINGTON, DC—Citizens spoke before Congress Monday in support of Tony's Law, a Senate measure that would require all marijuana-law offenders to inform their neighbors if they're holding.

"Right now, countless Americans are living on the very same blocks as convicted illegal-drug users," said Sharon Logan of the Weed For Tony Coalition. "Without a federal mandate requiring full disclosure, how are unsuspecting residents supposed to find any decent weed?"

Designed to protect Americans from dry spells, Tony's Law was named after 19-year-old New Jersey resident Tony DiCenzo, who went nine months without getting high before discovering that he lived in the same apartment building as a reliable marijuana source.

"Can you imagine the shock and anger Tony must have felt when he found out that the guy on the second floor possessed the Schedule I federal controlled substance?" Logan said. "The offender could have invited poor Tony into his apartment to smoke some at any time. It's heartbreaking."

Read more at: http://www.theonion.com/articles/tonys-law-would-require-marijuana-users-to-inform,1298/

:smoke:

[GoneOffShore]

1. Smoke em if you've got em.

[The Midway Rebel]

2. Dave's not here...

man.

:hippie:

[Lugnut]

10. Hey, man.....

Thank you for my first laugh of the day. :thumbsup:

[BlueJazz]

3. "to smoke some at any time. It's heartbreaking"

"..oh..sob..the inhumanity"....

[Earth_First]

4. I'd go knock on the neighbors' door...

however I fear that they'd be more upset about what time it is rather than an adult is holding a small amount of personal-use marijuana...

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

5. Ok, I smoked some. But I didn't exhale.

:hi:

[Jackpine Radical]

6. Neither did Willie.

[TexasObserver]

7. Now, that's funny!

[customerserviceguy]

8. Is this some lame attempt

to criticize Megan's Law? Is being a recreational drug user or dealer really synonymous with being a child rapist?

[niyad]

9. for a second, I thought it was the latest proposal from my idiot council members. . .

the ones who are trying to strangle basically the only revenue-generating business in this economically deprived area.

[HopeHoops]

11. Oh, that's bullshit. They'd all just want to come over for bong hits.

I know, I know - it is from The Onion.

[Ezlivin]

12. "I've got information man! New shit has come to light!"

The Dude: "Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. "

[felix_numinous]

13. The Onion

Got me for a second my blood pressure started to go up....