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Bennyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-23-10 10:41 AM
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THE Psychedelic Secrets of Santa!
Modern Christmas traditions are based on ancient mushroom-using shamans.
Although most people see Christmas as a Christian holiday, most of the symbols and icons we associate with Christmas celebrations are actually derived from the shamanistic traditions of the tribal peoples of pre-Christian Northern Europe.

The sacred mushroom of these people was the red and white amanita muscaria mushroom, also known as "fly agaric." These mushrooms are now commonly seen in books of fairy tales, and are usually associated with magic and fairies. This is because they contain potent hallucinogenic compounds, and were used by ancient peoples for insight and transcendental experiences.

Most of the major elements of the modern Christmas celebration, such as Santa Claus, Christmas trees, magical reindeer and the giving of gifts, are originally based upon the traditions surrounding the harvest and consumption of these most sacred mushrooms.

The world tree

These ancient peoples, including the Lapps of modern-day Finland, and the Koyak tribes of the central Russian steppes, believed in the idea of a World Tree. The World Tree was seen as a kind of cosmic axis, onto which the planes of the universe are fixed. The roots of the World Tree stretch down into the underworld, its trunk is the "middle earth" of everyday existence, and its branches reach upwards into the heavenly realm.

The amanita muscaria mushrooms grow only under certain types of trees, mostly firs and evergreens. The mushroom caps are the fruit of the larger mycelium beneath the soil which exists in a symbiotic relationship with the roots of the tree. To ancient people, these mushrooms were literally "the fruit of the tree."

The North Star was also considered sacred, since all other stars in the sky revolved around its fixed point. They associated this "Pole Star" with the World Tree and the central axis of the universe. The top of the World Tree touched the North Star, and the spirit of the shaman would climb the metaphorical tree, thereby passing into the realm of the gods. This is the true meaning of the star on top of the modern Christmas tree, and also the reason that the super-shaman Santa makes his home at the North Pole.

Ancient peoples were amazed at how these magical mushrooms sprang from the earth without any visible seed. They considered this "virgin birth" to have been the result of the morning dew, which was seen as the semen of the deity. The silver tinsel we drape onto our modern Christmas tree represents this divine fluid.

Reindeer games

The active ingredients of the amanita mushrooms are not metabolized by the body, and so they remain active in the urine. In fact, it is safer to drink the urine of one who has consumed the mushrooms than to eat the mushrooms directly, as many of the toxic compounds are processed and eliminated on the first pass through the body.

It was common practice among ancient people to recycle the potent effects of the mushroom by drinking each other's urine. The amanita's ingredients can remain potent even after six passes through the human body. Some scholars argue that this is the origin of the phrase "to get pissed," as this urine-drinking activity preceded alcohol by thousands of years.

Reindeer were the sacred animals of these semi-nomadic people, as the reindeer provided food, shelter, clothing and other necessities. Reindeer are also fond of eating the amanita mushrooms; they will seek them out, then prance about while under their influence. Often the urine of tripped-out reindeer would be consumed for its psychedelic effects.

This effect goes the other way too, as reindeer also enjoy the urine of a human, especially one who has consumed the mushrooms. In fact, reindeer will seek out human urine to drink, and some tribesmen carry sealskin containers of their own collected piss, which they use to attract stray reindeer back into the herd.

The effects of the amanita mushroom usually include sensations of size distortion and flying. The feeling of flying could account for the legends of flying reindeer, and legends of shamanic journeys included stories of winged reindeer, transporting their riders up to the highest branches of the World Tree.

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flamingdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-23-10 10:47 AM
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1. Sorry but this is off base. Especially the tinsel part!
There are many stories about the connections between pagan religion and Christmas, Santa represented the sun in most of them.

This is a re-spin with a lot of made up connections and no research cited.
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panader0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-23-10 11:09 AM
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2. I took amanita a few times in the 60's
Fun, but I prefered LSD to mushrooms.
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here_is_to_hope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-23-10 11:46 AM
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4. We have 1000's of them here
fruiting right now on the Coast.
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BeFree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-23-10 11:24 AM
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3. Tanks
Christmas will never be the same.

It's like: Wow, man!!
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postulater Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-23-10 12:34 PM
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5. A. muscaria is common in the Midwest.
Too many physical effects to be very interesting.

Just don't mistake it for Amanita bisporigera, the Eastern Destroying Angel. It'll kill you.

http://botit.botany.wisc.edu/toms_fungi/sept97.html
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