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WingDinger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 01:26 PM Original message |
Had the immaculate conception been Joseph, and Joseph, how would that have affected christianity? |
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WinkyDink (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 01:26 PM Response to Original message |
1. Coherence is not your forte. |
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WingDinger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 01:27 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. Nor grace yours. |
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WinkyDink (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 01:43 PM Response to Reply #2 |
11. I wasn't attempting it. I was attempting to comprehend your post, however. |
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The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 01:28 PM Response to Original message |
3. Can God create a rock he can't lift? |
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WingDinger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 01:29 PM Response to Reply #3 |
4. Indeed. He cannot FIX man. |
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Cid_B (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 01:41 PM Response to Reply #3 |
10. Could he microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it...? |
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superduperfarleft (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 01:29 PM Response to Original message |
5. . |
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WillowTree (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 01:30 PM Response to Original message |
6. Sounds like a really tricky delivery. They weren't doing C-sections in stables back then ya know.. |
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WingDinger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 01:31 PM Response to Reply #6 |
7. Disciples lived together. Monks too. They were family! |
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WingDinger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 01:34 PM Response to Reply #7 |
8. Samirimas{sp.} was born of a fish. Thus catholic fishmouth hats. |
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Stevenmarc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 02:37 PM Response to Reply #6 |
16. Yes if Joseph had to push that out I can see how we got the name JESUS CHRIST!!!!!! |
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WingDinger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 02:53 PM Response to Reply #16 |
17. When the sons of God looked down upon the fair women, they declared HUBBA HUBBA |
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Edweird (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 01:39 PM Response to Original message |
9. Hah. Now THAT'S a miracle that would make me question my atheism! |
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REP (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 01:49 PM Response to Original message |
12. Sigh. MARY was the immaculate conception, not Jesus |
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WingDinger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 01:50 PM Response to Reply #12 |
13. Yes, and in my conception, it is Joseph, I mean the other one. |
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REP (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 07:43 PM Response to Reply #13 |
30. This myth relies on a god being born of a sinless virgin. Explain a man giving birth. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 02:12 PM Response to Original message |
14. What if the Immaculate Conception had been Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat? |
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WingDinger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 02:31 PM Response to Reply #14 |
15. Is the amazing technicolor dreamcoat a rhetorical condom? |
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jody (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 03:16 PM Response to Original message |
18. Your lack of knowledge re "immaculate conception" is awesome. n/t |
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WingDinger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 03:21 PM Response to Reply #18 |
19. Given that the Immac, concept. was likely an ad hoc invention, rightly so. |
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Name removed (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 03:28 PM Response to Reply #19 |
20. Deleted sub-thread |
WingDinger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 04:03 PM Response to Original message |
21. Wiki states, The doctrine states that, from the first moment of her existence, Mary was preserved by |
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Quantess (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 04:07 PM Response to Original message |
22. That would certainly put a twist in the Christian Theme Parks |
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WingDinger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 04:14 PM Response to Reply #22 |
23. Is the Kentucky ark, a water park ride? |
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Zax2me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 04:19 PM Response to Original message |
24. Ah, Christmas here is priceless.... |
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WingDinger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 04:20 PM Response to Reply #24 |
25. And I'm a christian! |
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lunatica (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 04:33 PM Response to Original message |
26. If God doesn't have a sense of humor then the joke's on him |
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WingDinger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 04:56 PM Response to Reply #26 |
27. I trust he will steer me clear of the unpardonable joke. |
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Raine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 07:21 PM Response to Original message |
28. Then there would be only one sex |
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WingDinger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 07:26 PM Response to Reply #28 |
29. Supposedly, the only reason to create woman, is helpmate. And until christianity, servant.ish |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 07:51 PM Response to Original message |
31. Joseph would have had a tough time delivering the baby Jesus. |
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WingDinger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-25-10 07:57 PM Response to Reply #31 |
32. Right you are, Plenty of people that will split, if Dahmer shows up in heaven. Or anyone |
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