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speltwon (699 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-24-11 03:07 PM Original message |
Texas Officer in Critical Condition After Cow Attack |
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Kennah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-24-11 03:16 PM Response to Original message |
1. Diseased or not, that's one mad cow |
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CBGLuthier (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-24-11 03:20 PM Response to Original message |
2. Was it a mooooving violation |
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Renew Deal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-24-11 03:22 PM Response to Original message |
3. He got mooed down |
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Kali (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-24-11 03:34 PM Response to Original message |
4. injured cattle are very dangerous |
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joeybee12 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-24-11 03:36 PM Response to Reply #4 |
5. Most injured animals are very dangerous, panic sets in and they lash |
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damntexdem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-24-11 03:36 PM Response to Original message |
6. Enough to cow me, and that's no bull. |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-24-11 03:41 PM Response to Original message |
7. Not surprising. Cows, while mostly dumb critters, are still big powerful slabs of muscle. |
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murielm99 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-24-11 03:54 PM Response to Reply #7 |
9. Roid rage? |
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Kali (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-24-11 04:06 PM Response to Reply #7 |
13. they aren't dumb |
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apocalypsehow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-24-11 04:30 PM Response to Reply #13 |
20. You seem invested here. Did this animal belong to you? |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-24-11 05:13 PM Response to Reply #20 |
25. Just because the poster seems a little stewed doesn't mean she has a personal beef here. |
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Kali (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-24-11 06:55 PM Response to Reply #25 |
28. 5 puns in one post should incur some kind of award |
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Kali (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-24-11 06:53 PM Response to Reply #20 |
26. not this one |
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apocalypsehow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-24-11 10:26 PM Response to Reply #26 |
29. Ah, I see. Just an aside: my Uncle owned cattle, and when I was about six or seven |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-24-11 03:42 PM Response to Original message |
8. Hope he recovers. nt |
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Liberal_in_LA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-24-11 06:55 PM Response to Reply #8 |
27. me too. and poor cow |
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Canuckistanian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-24-11 03:57 PM Response to Original message |
10. Oh no. They're on to us. |
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Travelman (326 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-24-11 04:25 PM Response to Reply #10 |
18. Damn. You beat me to it. |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-24-11 03:57 PM Response to Original message |
11. Never piss off a cow. |
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Zanzoobar (618 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-24-11 03:58 PM Response to Original message |
12. Never mix pork and beef. |
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bluetex (83 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-24-11 04:09 PM Response to Reply #12 |
14. Godspeed. |
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speltwon (699 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-24-11 04:10 PM Response to Reply #12 |
16. Ok, even as a cop. |
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Zanzoobar (618 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-24-11 04:24 PM Response to Reply #16 |
17. Sorry. I wish him the best. |
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speltwon (699 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-24-11 04:30 PM Response to Reply #17 |
21. We understand gallows humor and if you are sensitive |
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TheCowsCameHome (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-24-11 04:10 PM Response to Original message |
15. I wasn't anywhere near Bullard - in fact I was home. |
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Zanzoobar (618 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-24-11 04:27 PM Response to Reply #15 |
19. It says the cows "came" home. Not that they were at home. |
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TheCowsCameHome (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-24-11 05:12 PM Response to Reply #19 |
24. We went to the mooovies, and headed home after the bar(n)s closed.. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-24-11 04:31 PM Response to Original message |
22. Cows kill far more people annually than sharks do |
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speltwon (699 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-24-11 04:33 PM Response to Reply #22 |
23. Not counting landsharks of course |
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