The Lincoln Project: Y'know, if Dark Brandon were really petty,

[sheshe2]

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The Lincoln Project
@ProjectLincoln
Y'know, if Dark Brandon were really petty, he'd attend Barron's graduation in Donald's absence...

... then take a photo with him like he did with the entire Kennedy family. Collecting his rivals' family members like Infinity Stones.

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Trump plans to attend a fundraiser on the day of Barron's graduation.

Wonder what Judge Merchan thinks when he sees this.

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Oh please, Dark Brandon, do be petty.

[FlyingPiggy]

1. That would be fantastic!! Leave it to TLP to always come up with these brilliant ideas.

[Qutzupalotl]

2. That would be funny, and I know this was tongue-in-cheek,

but would we really want a president who wastes time on a stunt like that? It's not as if he's busy or anything. Fortunately, Biden is extremely competent and not petty at all.

[sheshe2]

3. When humor fails.

[Silent3]

4. Is attending this fundraiser actually mutually exclusive to being at the graduation ceremony...

...or is it possible for Trump to attend both?

[TexasBushwhacker]

7. Perhaps

But one would think Trump could at least spend the whole day with his kid and not just pencil it into his calendar between campaign stops.

[Silent3]

8. Perhaps Trump will bring Barron along to the fundraiser...

…for some great father/son bonding! 🤮

[TexasBushwhacker]

10. The only time I've seen that kid smiling

is when he's around Ivanka's kids.

[Fla Dem]

5. Sounds like a fantastic idea. I bet Melania would want to be in the picture too!!

[usedtobedemgurl]

6. TLP has it wrong....

The graduation is in the morning, while the other is at 7 PM.

[haele]

9. So, the plane will be sitting on the tarmac with the engines running...

While TFG pops into his son's graduation ceremony, takes a picture with his thumb up, and jumps into his limo for the airport as soon as Barron gets handed his diploma.
An hour to get to the airport, three hours to fly to Minnesota, two hours nap once he gets there, and another hour to get to the venue.
Just in time for the fundraiser.

Haele

[Liberal In Texas]

12. That's probaly pretty close to the truth.

[crazylikafox]

11. Barron probably doesn't want Dad at his after graduation party anyway