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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsMarjorie Taylor Greene Despondent After Learning Jesus Was Jewish
I love good satire
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/marjorie-taylor-greene-despondent
I wanted to be a hundred percent positive that Jews killed our Lord, so I looked on the Internet, Greene told reporters. I went to Jesuss Wikipedia page, where I was hoping to find information about Him being handed over to King Herod by the Jewish gazpacho.
Instead, she said, there was all of this stuff about Jesus being a rabbi and whatnot, and I started breaking out in hives.
Greene said that she was holding out hope that the information about Jesuss religion was wrong, the way things on the Internet sometimes are.
Maybe instead of being Jewish, He was just Jew-ish, like George Santos, she said. Anyway, I just ordered one of President Trumps $60 Bibles and Im praying theres none of this Jesus-is-a-Jew nonsense in there.
riversedge
(70,563 posts)ProudMNDemocrat
(16,959 posts)Of course, Marjie, Jesus was a Jew. The inscription of INRI on the cross stood for...King of The Jews
I have to hand it to The Borowitz Report to give us a good laugh when we need one.
Oneironaut
(5,555 posts)Im still waiting for a good answer from anti-Semitic Christians.
Marcus IM
(2,305 posts)Among other strange things.
StClone
(11,695 posts)Catholics do like this:
Trinity
The Christian doctrine of the Trinity is the central doctrine concerning the nature of God in most Christian churches, which defines one God existing in three coequal, coeternal, consubstantial divine persons: God the Father, God the Son and God the Holy Spirit, three distinct persons sharing one essence/substance/nature.
Conjuay
(1,456 posts)He DID invent space lasers after all.
BlueKota
(1,879 posts)right "christians," who called into the show who were in antisemitic diatribes. She would always remind them Jesus was a dark skinned Jew. Not a blonde haired, blue eyed Christian. They would usually hang up without replying.
Hotler
(11,506 posts)et tu
(1,009 posts)the same time, that this is even satire because
of the far right's inability to acknowledge any
known facts. so sad for them~
Wounded Bear
(58,819 posts)TBF
(32,185 posts)AllaN01Bear
(19,008 posts)IronLionZion
(45,690 posts)So he's a Jewish Palestinian long haired peacenik who gave people free healthcare.
joho260
(19 posts)West Bank??? I thought he was born in Pennsylvania.
Hotler
(11,506 posts)I always used to sing "Oh Little Town of Allentown". Gotta be fair, you know!
Hotler
(11,506 posts)Did they ever finish that redevelopment? I checked a bunch of steel fabrication drawings for the casino/hotel 2021-23 and they paid off everybody and pulled the plug unfinished. Heard any gossip on that? Just curious.
lastlib
(23,426 posts)Wait'll she finds out he was a LIBERAL!
Feeding the poor--taxing the rich--taking care of the sick--accepting the stranger--forgiving the criminal--blessing the peacemakers--loving your neighbors.......sure doesn't sound like a conservative.
Love Borowitz!
Johnny2X2X
(19,356 posts)Carl 4:11 1-3. "And yay did Jesus say unto thee, and I give to you these giant Jewish Space Lasers so that thee should smite all who are not woke. And they shall know the name of George Soros."
Takket
(21,744 posts)Seriously I bet MTG has never even cracked open a Bible.
calimary
(81,637 posts)republianmushroom
(13,966 posts)Rhiannon12866
(207,286 posts)I knew as soon as I read the title...