I bought Trump's Bible - a blasphemous, sticky nightmare! [View all]
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/may/06/trump-bible-review
The whole article is well worth the read.
...cost $83.37 after tax and shipping, eventually arrived. I eagerly tore open the packaging, held the bag upside down, and out plopped what is essentially a Christian nationalists fantasy: a Bible that is all American flags and bald eagles, with founding documents and lyrics to a patriotic anthem slotted in alongside the holy text.
The front of the Bible has an embossed USA flag. In the back are glossy pages bearing some of Americas most sacred documents: the Declaration of Independence; the Pledge of Allegiance; and the lyrics to Lee Greenwoods God Bless the USA, a song which is played on repeat at Trumps political rallies.
These pages are illustrated with the American flag and some of the countrys best-regarded things: the bald eagle, yes, but also the Statue of Liberty, what appears to be a musket, and the Capitol building, which somewhat ironically was attacked by supporters of Trump three years ago.
One of the more intriguing questions in the FAQ section of the Trump bible website asks: What if my Bible has sticky pages?
My Bible did indeed have sticky pages. But no bother: the FAQ guidance explains that sticky pages are a common problem with new bibles, and directs the reader to a YouTube video that does a wonderful job of explaining how to break your new Bible in.
That video is six minutes long...