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Equal
Time with Bob Boudelang
July 27, 2001
by Bob Boudelang
In the interests of fairness and impartiality, we've decided
that it's about time the conservatives had a voice on this
website. So here he is - Bob Boudelang, American Patriot,
with this week's rebuttal:
Another
Triumph For Bush Who Was In Europe So He Did Not Kill That
Guy
Every decent American is fed up with the lies and hate spread
by the LIEberal media about our great President Bush and his
terrific second trip to Europe. Because of their vicious distortions
and dishonest rhetoric, Americans think this trip was another
failure like the first trip, but that is not true!
The reason for that is taking things out of context unfairly.
Yes, George W. was dripping wet when he shook hands with the
Queen, but he had been outdoors in the rain. You would also
think the Queen had never seen anyone in dungarees or drunk,
although first other daughter What's-her-name was not either
one.
And George W. listened politely to the Pope of Rome about
the Papist concern for stem-cell research, like he did when
he was Governor of Texas and had prisoners executed anyway.
That way he showed the world he is firm on moral issues and
will even listen to those who are not saved.
There is no taking away from the success of this trip. George
W. and his good and soul friend Pudding had a breakthrough
discussion at which they forged a historic agreement to have
more talks to discuss foreign affairs. They and their staffs
sat down and wrote out three sentences together saying so
in a historic forgery. Russia wants fewer warheads and George
W. wants more missiles, and now the whole world can see where
these two countries stand and judge for themselves. Hooray
for George W!
And yes, the missile our missile defense shield hit last
week had a radio in it so we could hit it. That was not a
secret, although no-one admitted it until this week for security
reasons. How else would we learn to hit it? Otherwise the
test would have failed again. Don't you fuzzy-headed peaceniks
think of anything? That is why we must get it deployed now,
as Donald Rumsfeld says, before there is further testing and
criticism.
But instead of reporting this good news, the news media seems
determined to focus on unimportant side issues like global
warming and germ warfare. Just because we are scrapping the
treaty on germ warfare does not mean we are for germ warfare.
We must ignore the good nations that are against germ warfare
and focus on those rogue nations that did not sign the treaty,
and that is why we did not sign the treaty. Plus signing the
treaty would damage our country's fine corporations who are
not doing research on germ warfare.
And so what if 180 other countries agreed to the Yoyo treaty
and want to pretend global warming is real? You would think
people around the world think "Yoyo" every time they see our
president!! They just want to drag our productive economy
down to the level of their failing ones, where they rely on
a socialist safety net and not layoffs to spurt productivity.
They do not even have HMO's like we do here. And if they did
have HMO's they would probably let patients sue them, because
that is what socialists want, to have everyone live in fear
of trial lawyers.
Also there was a very productive meeting for President Bush
at the V-8 Convention in Genoa where talks went much better
this time because they did not discuss missile defense or
global warming. This lets everyone know what that fireburnt
extremist Senator Dasschole said about Bush and isolationism
is not true, and who cares what foreigners think anyway. Let
them mind their own business while we keep on the lookout
for rogue nations, alone if necessary. And Bush was right
there in Italy, so the whole world knows he had nothing to
do with that guy getting killed. Not the one who was killed
in Italy, but the one who wrote that awful book about Bush
using cocaine.
I don't care what Mr. Padnavatham says, it is not just like
Vince Foster. For one thing Rush and Fox News has hardly mentioned
it, as he would have if it was a real news story. For another
thing, Vince Foster worked with the Klintoons for many years,
whereas this guy was against George W. and tried to keep him
from being President by proving Bush used cocaine. You have
to look at motive. Mr. Padnavatham does not understand this,
as he is mired in the darkness of Hindu as the Reverend Cloyd
says.
Mr. Padnavatham does not even see how much this Sandra Levy
thing is just like the Monica Lewinsky thing even though Fox
News is telling him 24 hours a day. That is because he watches
soccer and the BBC. It is horrible that a suspected murderer
is able to vote to sue HMO's in Congress, or would if it came
to a vote. And I don't mean the Republican with the dead girl
in his office who had nothing to do with it, but DemoncRAT
Gary Conduit. Fortunately House Speaker Dennis Hassler is
way too smart and will not let the Patient's Bill of Rights
come to a vote, like he did with campaign finance reform which
no-one wants. That way George W. does not have to veto these
unpopular measures and look like the bad guy to everyone.
However, Speaker Hassler did get the House to pay Vice President
Cheney's electric bill, which was not a rip-off so stop saying
that. He is an important person and needs the lights on all
night. Also what business is it of Congress, who was on his
Energy Task Force? Vice President Cheney went to all the trouble
to have secret meetings to solve America's energy crisis by
getting rid of conservation and silly ecology regulations,
and I think that is enough. But instead he has to be criticized
and scrutirized by Democrats, the Press, enviro-whackos, LIEberals,
Moderates and Congress. No wonder he had another heart attack
although it did not affect him in the least.
This is as bad as the hysterical shouting by DemoncRATS over
Karl Rove's secret meetings. That would not even be an issue
if not for the Salvation Army underhandedly telling people
what they agreed or Intel's stock price going up after the
merger.
Now of course the Gay people have their panties in a bunch,
and over what? More special rights like being hired or married.
That is why I am glad there will be a Constitutional Commandment
about marriage soon like there is in the Bible. We cannot
have Adam and Steve, or this land of freedom will go the way
of Saddam and Gloccamorra.
But instead we are distracted by stupidity like Jenna hanging
out with strippers which is a lie or the other one getting
drunk in front of the Queen, instead of focusing on the good
work of this administration, like changing "illegal immigrants"
to "guest workers" or putting someone in charge of consumer
safety who believes in personal responsibility and not dangerous
products killing kids. I am no profit, but I can't help thinking
that the next time we Americans ignore President Bush and
the Man Upstairs hits this country with a meteor like he did
the other day, it will not be a omen but a warning.
Bob
Boudelang is an angry American Patriot who is expecting to
help build that swimming pool for the Reverend Cloyd as soon
as the faith-based initiative money goes through, but it will
be off the books.
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