If you were starting a rock band what would it be called?

[IzaSparrow]

I think mine would be: "A Few Steps from White Trash"

we'd play a fusion of bluegrass, rock, and funk

[DS1]

1. Nice notes, Hitler

[IzaSparrow]

4. Aryan death metal..

seems to be what your style would be, no?

[SallyMander]

2. The Rocket Frogs

:D

[Gonzo Gardener]

33. Awe, he's such a cute little frog...

I wanna lick him! :crazyhippie:

[SallyMander]

39. No lickin teh froggeh!

:rofl:


Finished with the snake paper, back on DU. It was pretty neat. I'm almost sure there's nothing more bad-ass than a "death adder." :-o

[Gonzo Gardener]

63. ...

[IzaSparrow]

185. I don't think that's a frog!

[Hatchling]

147. I just love this little froggie.

[IzaSparrow]

150. It's interesting b/c

a lot of bikers I see, tend to have that body shape. Very interesting :smoke:

[SPKrazy]

3. Mine would be

Left Leaning Lizards

:P

Rock baby, rock

[SallyMander]

49. Your LLLogo would invoLLLve severaLLL LLLs

:D

[DarkTirade]

5. I WANTED to call my band Dead Frog, but that's taken. :(

So at the moment I got nothin'.

I even had album covers designed and everything. First album: Crossin' the Highway. Had a slightly squished cartoon frog on the road with a tire track down it. Second album: Wrong Lily Pad. Showed a cartoon frog floating belly up in the water, with a lily pad drifting by.

[SallyMander]

6. You could join the Rocket Frogs

but you will have to revise your cover art. Rocket Frogs do NOT get hit by cars. :P

[DarkTirade]

8. That's true...

Rocket Frogs hit cars instead. :)

[SallyMander]

12. I want to see THAT cover art!

A car all crunched up with a triumphant frog standing in the road. :rofl:

[DarkTirade]

13. And flames shooting out of its butt.

:P

[SallyMander]

14. And a superhero cape

:D

[IzaSparrow]

25. Big Al would cameo...have

his arm around the frog, and a smiling mother nature in the background

[IzaSparrow]

7. very good!

you would definately get a spot at "The Lazy Chameleon," a bar that's here in town.

[DarkTirade]

17. Yeah, kinda odd that we had three herp-related band names in a row... :)

Although mine I thought up 15 years ago or so. Before I even picked up a guitar for the first time.

[ThomCat]

9. My friends Jen sang in a band called "Off-White Trash."

:P

[IzaSparrow]

57. Are they still playing?

[ThomCat]

105. I don't think so.

I know Jen is no longer part of the band. I think the rest of the band broke up too.

[IzaSparrow]

129. what type of music did they play?

[ThomCat]

They played classic rock.

:)

[IzaSparrow]

186. Probably put on a good show

I'd imagine.

[Fenris]

10. The Eighteenth Brumaire of Louis Bonaparte

[struggle4progress]

20. I just know your forty hour dirge "Das Capital" will be an instant hit!

[IzaSparrow]

40. Anti-establisment, anarchist punk?

[LeftyMom]

11. Stucco Dystopia

'cause I'm from the 'burbs.

[IzaSparrow]

34. You could have blank album covers...

first album cover color: beige
second album: taupe
third: khaki

[mitchum]

15. The Unreliable Narrators...we would be overbearingly pretentious...

or maybe not...

[IzaSparrow]

36. EMO?

[LaStrega]

68. dear diary, mood: apathetic

http://www.zippyvideos.com/3551143681244776/finished_emo_video/

[IzaSparrow]

70. Diary,

Day 2511: still apathetic.

[LaStrega]

75. I know I know! grrrrr

[MrSlayer]

16. Tremendous Goose, The Sellouts or Glazed Clam.

I've considered "Huge in Japan" as well.

[SallyMander]

58. Glazed clam???

:rofl:

[IzaSparrow]

61. Don't encourage...we could get locked

great name though!

[MrSlayer]

74. Yes.

A favorite snack of mine. ;)

[IzaSparrow]

92. ...

:spray:

[struggle4progress]

18. Gertrude Stein Explains Fermat's Last Theorem

[IzaSparrow]

29. Heavy...

would it be spoken word, or death metal?

[struggle4progress]

37. "Fermat's Last Theorem" OBVIOUSLY refers to brilliant intricate jazzy improvization

while "Gertrude Stein" warns you of our tendency to twist, repeat, and reuse an otherwise potentially great line until one is mindnumbingly sick of it

[IzaSparrow]

44. like Kraftwerk in a live show?

[struggle4progress]

51. I prefer to think my imaginary band doesn't sound LIKE anybody, thank you just the same

*sniff*

[IzaSparrow]

54. I just want to know what genre to use for your band in my iTunes

:toast:

[Gonzo Gardener]

59. Or something like, Herbie Hancock's 1983 surprise hit album, 'Future Shock'.

:puke:

[struggle4progress]

65. Yay! You puked! We don't really care very much HOW you react but we do

care WHETHER you react

[IzaSparrow]

67. hahaahah!

:rofl:

[lost-in-nj]

19. ok

So What are we doing?????


classic rock covers!!!!!!!!!!



lost

[IzaSparrow]

72. "So What are We Doing???" is a great classic

rock cover band...

burned out rockers would feel right at home

[Ellen Forradalom]

21. Banana Emergency

[IzaSparrow]

35. first album

Mourning Would...

[Ellen Forradalom]

46. Second album

Salutes the Flag

[av8rdave]

116. What a choice. Whenever I'm in St Lucia, on the way to the hotel,

we pass a building with a sign: "Banana Emergency Recovery Unit."

I'm sure it's serious business, but the sign always strikes me as funny.

[Ellen Forradalom]

119. take a picture and post it!

[av8rdave]

120. I will do that next time I'm there!

[Gonzo Gardener]

22. 1st choice, Grinning Idiots... it's taken...

so, I'm picking the Desert Rats

Grinning idiot, Green Meanie, somewhere in the High or Sonoran Desert.

[IzaSparrow]

31. chemically induced jam band or maybe cracked out punkies

[Gonzo Gardener]

48. Crack is wack, d00d!

"Will play for BEER!"

:toast:

[IzaSparrow]

50. just the way you say "dude" proves...

your band has three rules to its "fiscal" operations:
1. gas
2. grass
or
3. ass

[Gonzo Gardener]

52. ...

:spray:

[Bennyboy]

23. Aural Fixation for a jamband....

Krobahr for a metal band

[IzaSparrow]

189. it seems that Krobahr would need an umlaut

over the "o"

[Bennyboy]

270. It needs 2 of them!

over the "O" and the "A"! I would have included that but I don't know how.

[Jamastiene]

24. Lake Titicaca and the Aquatic Scrotums.

That's the name of a real lake in Peru and the English translation for the name of toads that live there. And it's a perfect band name, if you ask me. :evilgrin:

[IzaSparrow]

27. Great Incan Monolith

could be an album title

great band name :rofl:

[Jamastiene]

87. Oh, wow, I can just picture the artwork too.

:rofl:

[chknltl]

90. "L' tatas" for short?

sorry, resistance was futile... Love the name by the way.

[RetroLounge]

26. Kitty Spit...

:shrug:

RL

[IzaSparrow]

28. hahah...

what would be your sound?

[RetroLounge]

30. Pure trashy garage punk with a female lead singer...

I'd play guitar, of course...

RL

[IzaSparrow]

32. would the drummer have a high-hat?

[RetroLounge]

41. of course...

and a double-bass setup just for looks...

and the bass player would play a rockabilly stand-up bass.

RL

[IzaSparrow]

42. I'd pay a $10 cover for that!

:rofl:

[DarkTirade]

55. Lead or rhythm?

I can cover the other end either way. :P

[IzaSparrow]

62. very good question!

[RetroLounge]

89. There's No lead in trashy garage punk...

Well, not in the strictest sense of the word...

But two guitars are a must... :D

:hi:

RL

[DarkTirade]

184. Y'know what I mean. :)

I would have volunteered for bass, except that you want an upright and my fingers just aren't long enough to play upright bass.

[IzaSparrow]

191. you could put on finger extensions

or grow out your fingernails

[DarkTirade]

198. ... you've never played a stringed instrument, have you? :P

[IzaSparrow]

199. tried..and I was horrible

b/c I have really short fingers! I said that I needed finger extensions.

[DarkTirade]

202. I've got very short, stubby, fat fingers and I still manage.

I just don't have the reach to do the bigger ones like cello or upright bass.

[IzaSparrow]

206. maybe i'll give it a go again...

it also might be that at that point in my life, playing instruments just wasn't cool.

[DarkTirade]

241. Well, I started at a young age too.

Started playing violin in elementary school then taught myself guitar in high school. Wanted to learn bass for a while, just finally got one for christmas this year. :)

[Tuesday Afternoon]

38. Teflon Rocket

outerspace groove.

[IzaSparrow]

47. would Ziggy Stardust guest star ever?

[Tuesday Afternoon]

106. not just yeah -- but

Hell Yeah! :D

[IzaSparrow]

121. sounds good, just trying to visualize your lineup

[Tuesday Afternoon]

124. you know it could be

Teflon Rocket and The Space Cowboys...hmmmm. I really need to grab a guitar :D

[Roon]

43. Johnny Tampon and the Toxic Shocks eom

[IzaSparrow]

45. LOL

:spray:

fem-punk?

[blockhead]

233. What kind of music do you play?

Ragtime?

[Starbucks Anarchist]

53. Near Life Experience.

[IzaSparrow]

56. Electronica? or NeoBaroque?

[Starbucks Anarchist]

60. Little bit of everything.

;)

[IzaSparrow]

64. Seems like in the wrong hands...

this could become a band full of ProLife propaganda

or maybe a parody

[LaStrega]

66. The Fuck Yeahs

[DBoon]

69. "Dick Cheney"

it would be a death metal band

[Oeditpus Rex]

71. Raymond Luxury Yacht

Those who pronounce it "throat warbler mangrove" get backstage passes. ;)



We'd do madrigals and Gregorian chants.

[Dr. Strange]

73. Some of us are already forming a band, thank you very much.

Be sure to watch for Spinal Cap's first album: "Smell the Lounge".

[quip]

78. LOL I was just scrolling through this thread wondering if you'd posted!

"Direct from pergatory! Spinal Cap!"

(our motto: cap yourself!) :hi: :headbang:

[Dr. Strange]

108. I was thinking...

"Direct from Delaware! Spinal Cap!"
(Sort of in between purgatory and hell. It's such a fine line between purgatory and Delaware.)

[quip]

167. Brain storm:

Scene topics:

Discussion about the tolls

required vocabulary terms used: moran, hugh, series, nine (ass9, etc)

We need some LOLcaps (hehe)

Scene locations: An Olive Garden
-------------

For starters.... :hi: :D

[quip]

242. Song title: If I had 3 Brazillion donors

And one that mentions Rick Astley, like "Now I hope Rick Astley will remember-- Spinal Cap don't need him around anyhow!"

:hi:

[Dr. Strange]

246. Just make sure he ends up spontaneously combusting.

Or choking on someone else's vomitage.

[zabet]

76. The Buck-toothed Shit Kickers

Down home rock-a-billy.

[IzaSparrow]

93. I feel that I've seen you while I was growing up.

Are you guys reforming? ;)

[zabet]

110. Reunion - yes

Reform? Nevah!!!!!

:rofl:

[IzaSparrow]

122. ...

:rofl:

[asjr]

77. My daughter and I used to laugh about

starting our own duo and since we both have ample bosoms were going to call ourselvs "The Juggs" in honor of Wynona and Naomi. Trouble is we can't sing.

[Lautremont]

79. No one would care!

Go for it!

[IzaSparrow]

94. Fem punk it is...

maybe you could tour with Kitty Spit.
It seems that you wouldn't be quite as political, and more about having fun and ripping the place apart. Sort of a "Punk Girls Gone Wild"

[sakabatou]

80. Kamui

[IzaSparrow]

95. Would you dress as your favorite god/goddess?

[sakabatou]

126. Dunno

A Dragon of the Earth or maybe a Dragon of Heaven... :dilemma: :shrug:

[mikeytherat]

81. "Cubist Drawing Circles" or "Fetal Jerky"

mikey_the_rat

[IzaSparrow]

96. Cubist Drawing Circles

leads to great album artwork...i dig.

are you a jazz-triphop fusion?

[mikeytherat]

109. Jazz-triphop fusion? Not exactly, but sometimes very close...

I'm currently in a band where, on occasion, the drummer and I (bass) lock into a Miles-ish version of Diggable Planets' "Rebirth of Slick (cool like dat)."

mikey_the_rat

[IzaSparrow]

123. nice. do you guys tour?

[Kutjara]

82. The Spiny Normans

-All About Steve
-The Def Tones (sadly, a real band has now taken this name)
-Nuclear Summer
-Toad and the Warts
-Abe Vigoda is Still Alive

[IzaSparrow]

97. All could work!

i've seen the deftones. it was a good show.

[Orsino]

83. The Alleged Perpetrators.

My younger brother thought of that one back in the seventies.

[IzaSparrow]

98. seems like Dark Wave/Electronica

[Orsino]

102. It would have been jazz-influenced blues-rock, given our tastes.

It would have been crap, given our talent.

[Catsbrains]

84. Yeast infected gutter sluttin' whores.

[IzaSparrow]

99. Do you play yacht rock?

:sarcasm: :rofl:

[Connonym]

85. Obviouslyit would be "Kara Thrace and Her Special Destiny"

and it would be a really bad cover band. I'd play the toaster.

[IzaSparrow]

100. and band that has a toaster...is definitively not bad

very good! when do you come through columbus? I want to see the show.

[Wetzelbill]

86. Yellow Number Five

And as the frontman I would go by the name Exclamation Point, and sign it like !. My lead guitarist would be known as "The Outskirts."

Our first album will be called: "Community Food Bank."

[IzaSparrow]

91. remember the urban legend that yellow #5

would make your wiener shrink?

would your band play frat rock? it seems that music tends to make your wiener shrink. maybe it's already small :lookdown: oh, wait.

i'm guessing your band plays a funky tribal punk fusion. am i right?

[Wetzelbill]

103. Classic rock

I would model myself after ? from The Mysterians and John Fogerty.

[IzaSparrow]

125. very cool.

I'd come see you for sure--I love John Fogerty.

[chknltl]

88. The Big Bong Theory

...good thing I have no musical talents, that logo painted on the side of an old van might attract attention.

[IzaSparrow]

101. Jam band for sure!

[chknltl]

104. Not sure about the jam...

but I suppose if it was edible and handy it would be popular with our band. I am thinking that they would be more of a "garage grunge" band, one which rarely got out of the garage and was too dang lazy to clean up after themselves.

btw: I once worked as a photographer in the local music industry for over a decade. I wish this thread had been around years ago, there are more than a few GREAT band names here! (Some I could easily see in use!)

[Pierre.Suave]

107. I got it...

Big Fat Sinners.

We would play Chicago style blues and swing jazz.

[IzaSparrow]

127. Would you be based in Chitown, or in a place that was non sequitur

like Maine?

would your frontman also play a harmonica?

[Pierre.Suave]

152. Minnesota

maybe on the harmonica.

Listen to some Pinetop Perkins and you will see what kind of music I would like to play with some swing mixed in.

[IzaSparrow]

154. Nice!

[Droopy]

111. Droopy and the Anti-Depressants

[IzaSparrow]

128. the frontman could take on an alter ego

of "Happy" or "Slappy".

The fronting vocals and instruments could be understated when Droopy is in swing, and then overstated when Happy appears.

What would your style be?

[Droopy]

139. We would be a jam band. Kinda like Phish and the Grateful Dead.

[IzaSparrow]

141. I see.

:hippie:

[bif]

112. "Memory Serves" or "Without Incident"

It would be sort of a progressive electronica group

[IzaSparrow]

130. nice...i dig

[mikeytherat]

113. "Enzydeco"

Roots-based music for dudes with "male-enhancement issues." If we could capture just 10% of that market, we'd be billionaires before breakfast.

mikey_the_rat

[IzaSparrow]

131. ...

:rofl:

you could announce tour dates as part of spam emails! probably get sponsorship money by a few of the bigger scammers.

[Ikonoklast]

114. "The Apathetic Procrastinators"

We don't really care if we ever get the album finished.

Maybe next month.

[IzaSparrow]

133. "No one would care if we put out our album anyway."

[ghostsofgiants]

115. The Gaze.

Say it out loud.

(Even though I'm straight, I still like it as band name with the intended double meaning, haha. Might be a better name for a queercore band or something though.)

[IzaSparrow]

135. I'm thinking...

queercore with some influence of bands like Dead or Alive

[SteppingRazor]

117. Deviated Septum and the Collapsed Veins.

We'd make the New York Dolls look like fucking lightweights.

[IzaSparrow]

136. ....

:spray:

[av8rdave]

118. Death By Bunga

It's actually a punchline to a really bad joke, but always thought it would be a great name for a band, too.

[IzaSparrow]

138. tribal rhythms with improv guitars?

[av8rdave]

163. LOL...that fits!

[LynneSin]

132. Endoplasmic Reticulum

We'd play a fusion of Jazz, Funk, Punk and Rock

[IzaSparrow]

140. does your sound transform through sets?

from rough to smooth :cymbal:

I'm probably the only biology dork reading this :rofl:

[LynneSin]

145. HAHAHAHA

What scares me is I get that

First time I heard the name I knew that was the name of my future band!

[IzaSparrow]

148. SWEET!

someone else knew :bounce:

I love packaging and modifying peptides! :bounce:

[flvegan]

134. Obama Kool Aid Zombies

[Dr. Strange]

137. Opening act: Obama plays "BITCH" card

[IzaSparrow]

143. would every show start with the frontman crashing through

a wall?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Z4uIGZ5l-w

[ZombieNixon]

156. And you would only play covers of shitty rap songs?

:shrug: :P

[Hatchling]

142. Gay Boomer Bitches

We would sing protest ballads and piss everyone off.

[IzaSparrow]

144. would you protest everything?

even individuality? Nihilist-inspired punk! Right on!

[grace0418]

146. Hunka Somethin

Don't know what music we'd play.

[IzaSparrow]

149. Rockabilly blues?

Maybe even a Elvis cover band?

Could be an Elvis parody band.

[ZombieNixon]

151. The Fresca Douches - Punk rock

Cornflake-Breaded Chicken - Country influenced southern rock
Olive Garden's Ultimate Breadstick Challenge - Mediterranean surf rock
Flame War - death metal

:D

[IzaSparrow]

153. hahaha

:rofl:

does the lead guitar in Olive Garden's Ultimate Breadstick Challenge tend to solo into flamenco?

[ZombieNixon]

155. You're damn straight I do!

:P

[IzaSparrow]

195. I feel that Fresca has been dissed

[Throd]

157. Kondom of Skabs

With random umlauts over consanants.

It would be Southern Indiana death boogie.

[Tikki]

158. The metal millers.......

My HS band was named P O A.....




Tikki

[TCJ70]

159. Eagle Fist

And there would be much rock...our amps would also go to 11, just for that extra 1 of volume.

[Initech]

160. Mine would be called "Praise Jeebus"

[IzaSparrow]

168. Secular Gospel boogie?

[Initech]

175. Personally I was thinking more like "The Gospel According To Spinal Tap" but I like it.

[IzaSparrow]

178. thanks

[no name no slogan]

161. JOSHUA'S SWORD

Fundamentalist Christian Death Metal. Lots of fire and brimstone and Old Testament quoting. First single would be "Repent or DIE".

[no name no slogan]

162. H.R. Puss-N-Tits

It would be a poppier version of the Butthole Surfers. Our lead-off single would be "I Lost My Class Ring Inside Your Girlfriend"

[IzaSparrow]

169. hahahah

:spray:

i'm eating lunch now, and almost did spit on my computer. hahah

[LibDemAlways]

164. My 14-year-old is always coming up with band names

based on things she reads in her science text or comes across in magazine articles. Two of her favorites are "Siliceous ooze" and "Angry weasels."

[IzaSparrow]

170. seems like grainy amped

jam band like the Grateful Dead

[PVnRT]

165. Total Existence Failure

[youthere]

166. Mine would be called, "Giant Wad of Phlegm"

We'd be a Michael Bolton tribute band.

[IzaSparrow]

171. Hahahahahah

:rofl:

Office Space...

Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Na-ee-ana-jaad. Nayanajaad.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

[Gormy Cuss]

172. Nice Tune, Hitler.

I think that would be a catchy name.
:+

[IzaSparrow]

179. i think maybe with a name like that

you could catch everyone off guard and be a bubble gum pop band

[Rhythm]

173. I'd have an industrial band, and call it "Primer Gray Erection"...

And put photos of the I-beam superstructure of skyscrapers-in-progress on the CD sleeves...

Yes... i stole the name from Jello Biafra, but his 'names for bands' list is a scream!

[IzaSparrow]

180. haha..

:rofl: thanks for posting

[ZombieNixon]

174. 'Nother one: Blue Screen of Death

We'd play glitch and trip-hop. :P

And Death to the Blue Screen - melodeath with computer-oriented lyrical themes.

[IzaSparrow]

181. a creative whole-band side project

could be All Hail the Green Screen
I could be uber-minimalist electronica.

[billyskank]

176. The Zombie Nixons.

Obviously.

[IzaSparrow]

182. seems like straight up, pedal to the floor rock.

[DarkTirade]

245. That's genius.

Where ever did you come up with such a name? :P

[Fire Walk With Me]

177. Hitler and the Nice Posts.

[IzaSparrow]

183. nursery rock?

[Fox Mulder]

187. "Creamy Chocolate Frosting on Top of a Moist Angel Food Cake"

That would be my band name. :)

[IzaSparrow]

188. Soul?

[GOPisEvil]

190. Cowboy Pile-On

:bounce:

[IzaSparrow]

192. Funkabilly?

[GOPisEvil]

193. Yeah, something like The Legendary Shack Shakers.

:D

[IzaSparrow]

194. great...would there be

have to go on "The Assless Chaps Tour"

[GOPisEvil]

196. I'm not sure anyone wants to see that.

But then, I guess if you're a funkabilly band you don't much care what people want to see.

[IzaSparrow]

197. preach on brother!

:preach::preach:

[martymar64]

200. The Tuna Melts

Or:

Dolphin Salad Sandwich

Tandoori Chickenhawk

Lyndon Footlong Johnson



Sorry, I got nothin today.

[rateyes]

201. A lousy band. nt

[IzaSparrow]

211. Regional college campus cover band?

[rateyes]

214. Not that good. nt

[porphyrian]

203. Bloody Hyperbole, with "You Always Make Me Never Win."

or The Mulletarians.

or Sylvan Elf Learning Center.

[KamaAina]

204. Your Candidate Sucks

I know, I know. Hard to get bookings after November.

Not a problem. Time for Your Candidate Sucks World Tour '09!

[XemaSab]

205. Monstera

:D

[datasuspect]

207. "Jesus Blood Cult"

"EFFEXOR" (with umlauts)

[IzaSparrow]

210. would you use nails as guitar picks?

[vixengrl]

208. F.N.U. L.N.U.

First Name Unknown, Last Name Unknown--but pronounced like the beginning of an invocation to Cthulhu. Trip-hop synth-pop noodling--rumors of hidden messages and mind-control beats.

Or, "Co-Efficient of a Drag"--System of a Down tribute band.

[IzaSparrow]

212. love 'em both!

I think I'd really be into FNULNU.

[Lisa]

209. "The Ecotones" -- I work with a bunch of ecologists, foresters, and biogeographers ...

.... some of whom play instruments. An "ecotone" is a transition zone between two different environments.


It would probably be a folk-rock band. One of the senior profs is a folkie from way back (used to live in Greenwich Village and jam with Dylan).

[theredpen]

213. Eat, Drink, Ann B. Davis n/t

[IzaSparrow]

224. pop punk where the band dresses up in suits to play shows

[theredpen]

231. Perfect

[IzaSparrow]

234. thanks

:cheers:

[MissMillie]

215. "Your Name Here"

like they show in mail-order catalogs for stuff you can have personalized.

[texas1928]

216. Involuntary spooge

[IzaSparrow]

220. GWAR tribute band?

[texas1928]

225. Nah, just sounds like something a punk or grunge band would be named.

But I was thinking that would be good name for a country band.

[IzaSparrow]

226. don't know if the cowpoke will take a liking to suggestive names like

spooge

[WannaBeGrumpy]

217. Pancake Tears or Magnetic Donkey Party

At leas thats what me and wannabepassingfair always said

[IzaSparrow]

221. Pancake Tears seems like

teeny pop-Emo

Magnetic Donkey Party sounds like a kick-you-in-the-balls dance party band

[auburngrad82]

218. Somali Warlords

Rock with an Afro beat. Kind of an Afro Celt Sound System feel.

[IzaSparrow]

222. that sounds awesome!

:highfive:

[qb]

219. Raw Control

Or the Homophones.

[IzaSparrow]

223. Raw Control seems punk...

Homophones--ska

[Tafiti]

227. I'm still upset about the cartoon Metalocalypse...

...taking the name DETHKLOK for a metal band. That's so fucking fantastic, regardless of the intended satire.

[Perry Logan]

228. Destroy All Music.

[IzaSparrow]

230. you are definitely a noise band

correct?

[Mad_Dem_X]

229. Spent Lemon

We'd be a hard-rock band. My husband's make-believe band is called Tornado of Barbituates.

[IzaSparrow]

256. tornado of barbituates....

something like stone temple pilots?

[tigereye]

232. if I were forming another band

it would be called TIred Old Parents

or The Crones.

[IzaSparrow]

235. it seems that Tired Old Parents would play

sophisticated rock a la Pink Floyd.

The Crones seem like they are Folk punk.

[tigereye]

255. all my friends who are tired old parents are old punks!

[IzaSparrow]

257. hmmm.. interesting

[Godhumor]

236. Tentacled Fury

Purveyors of fine J-Rock and heavy metal.

[IzaSparrow]

258. Is this a praise band for the FSM...

kinda like a heavy metal christian band?

[Godhumor]

264. I'm thinking more of a very disturbing kind of Anime/Manga n/t

[IzaSparrow]

266. interesting...

i would be very interested in your live shows.

[Chovexani]

237. I was in one

It was called The Ghost Who Walks Inside. It didn't last terribly long, but we had some good times.

We were darkwave/ethereal.

[DarkTirade]

244. Got any mp3s? :)

[Chovexani]

249. On disc somewhere, hell if I know where they are

Since I've moved three times since then.

It's kind of hard to listen to them. I was head-over-heels for the frontman (who, oddly, looked like a Latino version of you) but it was an unrequited thing. I've never really gotten over him.

[DarkTirade]

250. The important question is...

was he as pretty as me? :P

[Chovexani]

251. Of course not

:P

[DarkTirade]

252. And could he play guitar like

http://www.stickmanltd.com/practicesessions/">this? :)

[Chovexani]

272. Oh boy.

I'll have to check that out when I get home from work. I'll let you know. :)

[Deep13]

238. F.O.M.

fat old men

[DarkTirade]

247. That's brilliant.

That way when you have a reunion tour 20 years later, the name'll be self-descriptive! :)

[IzaSparrow]

259. ...

:spray:

[Deep13]

273. I'm afraid it would be descriptive right now.

:evilfrown:

[SarahB]

239. Lee Mercer's Hot Beeeotches

[IzaSparrow]

260. Motown soul with reggae influence?

[MilesColtrane]

240. "The Bloody Lawn Darts"

[IzaSparrow]

261. hahahahah

that's great. seems like you'd sorta sound like Rammstein.

[MilesColtrane]

276. My concept is Ornette Coleman meets the Allman Brothers...

Free Jazz and Southern Rock in a blender.

[RadiationTherapy]

243. Radiation Therapy. Done and done. n/t

[IzaSparrow]

262. Artsy hard rock

with heavily distorted guitars, and a lagging drummer.

[RadiationTherapy]

275. Yeah, it's cool, huh? Thanks for listening! n/t

[Dukkha]

248. The Gaseous Giants

a power trio with members named Jupiter, Saturn, and Uranus.

[IzaSparrow]

263. ...

:rofl:

[HuskerDU]

253. Infinite Elvi

Thank you very much.

[Initech]

254. Hüman Fünd

Named after the infamous fake charity that George created in the Festivus episode of Seinfeld.

[IzaSparrow]

265. very nice...

i loved seinfeld

[Initech]

271. I'm trying to think what a band with that name could sound like...

Personally I picture a jam band like Grateful Dead, Primus, My Morning Jacket, OAR, Phish, etc, etc.

[lightningandsnow]

267. "No Clue"

So when someone asks, "Who sings this song?", or "Who's playing here tonight?", you could say, "No Clue."

[IzaSparrow]

269. It's Abbott and Costello of music

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfmvkO5x6Ng

[no name no slogan]

268. The Lee Mercer Experience

A cross between Jimi Hendrix and Wesley Willis.

[jgraz]

274. Big Dick and the Cheneys

We'd really suck but still charge you a lot of money. After the gig we'd kill your family.

[MrCoffee]

277. my band would be called So's Your Face

we'd be folk metal.

[NuttyFluffers]

278. Ho Chi Minh's Hoochie Men

get Shania Twain's Robert Palmer tribute back-up men from "Man, I Feel Like a Woman". first album called "Napalm and Naphthalene"

either that or the 'Vibro-tastics'. first album called "Coin Operated"

[alterfurz]

279. FYI/FWIW, all these have already been taken:

Aggressive Crotch Display
Alcoholocaust
Armageddon Dildos
Bass-O-Matic
Beard of Bees
Biff Hitler and the Violent Mood Swings
Bitter Fiddles
Bloated Scrotum
Blood of Abraham
The Brian Jonestown Massacre
Butt Trumpet
The Charging Tyrannosaurus of Despair
The Chocolate Watchband
Corn Smut
The Crucifucks
Curious George and the Homophobes
Cycle Sluts From Hell
Dick Duck and the Dorks
Dicky Retardo
Disappointed Parents
Don Knotts Overdrive
Dumpster Juice
Ed's Redeeming Qualities
The Elastic Sausage
The Electric Rectum
Elvis Hitler
Exploding White Mice
Farm Accident
Fetus Fajitas
Flopping Bodybags
Flying Dustbunnies
Foreskin 500
Fromage d'Amour
Frosted Suede
Fudge Tunnel
Full Metal Chicken
The Glands of External Secretion
Go Nad Go
Grim Skunk
Halo of Flies
Henry Kissinger's Tits
Hermaphrochrist
Herpes Cineplex
Hindu Garage Sale
Hornets Attack Victor Mature
Impotent Sea Snakes
Individual Fruit Pie
The Inflatable Boy Clams
Insane Clown Posse
Iowa Beef Experience
Iron Prostate
Jabbering Trout
Jack Off Jill and the Chrome Cranks
Jehovah's Waitresses
Jehovah's Witness Protection Program
Jiggle the Handle
The Jolly Naked Fishermen
Jon Cougar Concentrationcamp
The Jean Paul Sartre Experience
Jesus Christ Super Fly
Jesus Chrysler Supercar
JFKFC
Jim Jones and the Kool Aid Kids
Jolly Naked Fishermen
Kathleen Turner Overdrive
Lesbian Dopeheads on Mopeds
Lubricated Goat
Lung Mustard
Manson-Nixon Line
Mechanical Tampon Fish
Microwavable Tree Frogs
Mighty Sphincter
Minnie Pearl Necklace
Minnie Pearl's Jam
The Mr. T Experience
The Morbid Tavern Apple Choir
The Most Sordid Pies
Naugahyde Chihuahuas
Negrosex
New Squids on the Dock
Noodle Muffin and the Pig Squints
Oedipussy
1000 Homo DJs
Ovarian Trolley
Pabst Smear
Paisley Brain Cells
People With Chairs Up Their Noses
Phenobarbidolls
Pillowbiter
Polysorbate 80
Poop Shovel
Pop Smear
Pornhuskers
Porn on the Cob
Poultry in Motion
Pounded Clown
Pretentious Flamedogs
Psycho Sluts from Hell
Public Enema
Radical Vulvectomy
Raging Woodies
Rainbow Butt Monkeys
Rash of Stabbings
Rats of Unusual Size
Roid Rogers and the Whirling Butt Cherries
Root Boy Slim and the Sex-Change Band with The Rootettes
Rudimentary Peni
Runaway Wienerdog
Sandy Duncan's Eye
Screaming Brocolli
The Screaming Weasels
Shirley Temple of Doom
Shirley Temple Pilots
Shit Bong
Small Ball Paul
Smoking Popes
Snot Rockets
Solosex
Speculum Fight
Stigmata a Go Go
Stone Pimple Toilets
Stud McCoy and the Creemy Twinkies
Sucking Chest Wound
Surfing Jesus
The Surf Maggots
Sweaty Nipples
Swingin' Johnsons
Swingin' Udders
Ted Bundy's Volkswagen
Testostertones
Throbbing Gristle
Thurston Howell's Boner
Titty Bingo
Tonto's Expanding Headband
Tracy & the Hindenburg Ground Crew
Trotsky Icepick
Tubetop
Tumor Circus
Tupperware Death
28th Day
2000 Flushes
Virgin Prunes
The Voluptuous Horror of Karen Black
Vomit Launch
Vomitorium
The Von Zippers: Lederhosen unter, Bratwurst auf!
Voodoo Meat Bucket
Wendy and Her Menstrual Cycles
When People Were Shorter and Lived By the Water
White Trash Debutantes
Whorehouse of Representatives
World of Pooh
The Wrench Twisting Streetlickers
Wynona Ryders
The Yams from Outer Space
The Yeasty Girls
Yid Vicious & The Klezmerkins
Your Naked Mother
Zombies Under Stress
Zoogz Rift and His Amazing Shitheads
Zsa Zsa

[Jade Fox]

280. The Mockers

You probably have to be a Boomer to get the reference.

[Bennyboy]

281. Skinner and the Tombstones

[Bennyboy]

282. Skinner and the Deleted Threads!

Or the Deleted Threads

[Critters2]

283. Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) nt

[LiberalEsto]

284. The Maenads

Women's bacchanalian orgy-rock

[Joe Fields]

285. I would call my band the Jimi Hendrix Experience.

[RushIsRot]

286. Donald and the Drakes