Orley's back with a brand new and improved fake Obama birth certificate

[CatWoman]

Another Day, Another ‘Birther’ Forgery

Josh Gerstein is all over the Justice Department’s filing in Orly Taitz’s latest “birther” lawsuit. Taitz’s suit includes — not as evidence, but as something she wants the court to verify — a ridiculously obvious forgery of a 1961 Kenyan birth certificate, obtained by a man who identifies himself as “Lucas Smith, an American,” who debuted the certificate via a shaky, “Blair Witch Project”-style video before submitting it to Taitz.

How do we know it’s a forgery? Because in a lengthy article on the case, WorldNetDaily notes that it “has reported on an authentic 1961-era Kenyan birth certificate, which looks distinctly different from the document Smith released in the video.” Not that this prevented them from headlining the new story “Panic in D.C.?”

http://washingtonindependent.com/58010/another-day-another-birther-forgery



LOL -- You should read some of the comments. The GOP is now officially the Elmer Fudd's of America.

:rofl:

http://americangrandjury.org/lucas-smith-affidavit-now-filed-with-the-us-district-court-obama-kenyan-bc

[Bicoastal]

1. I thought she was 100% sure about the LAST one!

What a maroon.

[peaches2003]

2. Ebay

Lucas Smith at first tried to sell this on ebay, which took it down, he did it again, etc. Now of course he is only thinking of his country and is a patriot not interested in $$$. Of course, he also at one time tried to sell one of his kidneys.

[KingFlorez]

3. Why hasn't she been disbarred yet?

Any attorney that has submitted some much false to the court should not still be allowed to practice law.

[atreides1]

10. It's my understanding

That she took the California Bar exam.

The State Bar is the only bar association that operates a State Bar Court, equipped with judges who specialize in handling professional responsibility cases. Under the State Bar Act, upon receiving a complaint, the Bar may choose whether to open an investigation. If the Bar does find sufficient evidence of misconduct, decides that it has standing, and decides to take action to impose discipline, it has the power to proceed against accused attorneys either in the Supreme Court of California or in the State Bar Court. The State Bar holds that it may decline to review complaints that are not made by a Judge who heard a matter related to the complaint. Complaints of professional misconduct are usually first prosecuted in the Hearing Department of the State Bar Court. If the lawyer disagrees with an adverse decision, he or she may appeal to the Review Department of the State Bar Court, and from there to the state supreme court.

[madmax]

26. Disbarred and fined for wasting the courts time. n/t

[iceman66]

28. Good Question!

[yellowcanine]

4. You mean like this comment? An instant classic, imo.

In the continuing controversy surrounding the president's U.S. citizenship, a new fringe group informally known as "Afterbirthers" demanded Monday the authentication of Barack Obama's placenta from his time inside his mother's womb. "All we are asking is that the president produce a sample of his fetal membranes and vessels, preferably along with a photo of the crowning and delivery and this will all be over," said former presidential candidate and Afterbirthers spokesman Alan Keyes, later adding that his organization would be willing to settle for a half-liter of maternal cord plasma. "To this day, the American people have not seen a cervical mucus plug, let alone one that has been signed and notarized by a state-certified Hawaiian health official. If the president was indeed born in the manner in which he claims, then where is his gestation sac?"

[Rick Myers]

15. That's from the Onion

[CatWoman]

17. hahahahahahahahahahaha

concur!!

:rofl:

[Rick Myers]

19. One of the comments suggests...

that NOW they was a recentT FOOTPRINT OF OBAMA!!!! Now THAT'S funny!!!!

The Footer Movement!!!

[TrogL]

40. This thread is useless without pics

mmmmm....photo of the crowning

[Botany]

5. Epic Fail ..... Lord almighty are these people stupid

Residence of Mother = Honolulu Hawaii

That would make her an American citizen and her kids were be U.S. citizens no matter where they are born.

[JuniperLea]

6. You know what I hope?

I hope Obama has the original (with doctor's and mother's signature, purple seal, the whole enchilada), and all sorts of other proof (cards, letters, floral delivery slips for things sent to his mother in the Hawaiian hospital... moms keep that junk... my kids have baby books full of it), and he's just letting them all stumble around and look more foolish by the day. Then BAM! He whips it out! Ah yeah...

What kind of power does McCain wield if he couldn't prove this before Obama was elected?

:rofl:

There are many levels of hilarity here!

[Rick Myers]

27. McCain never brought it up, because

there were questions about his own BC... The hospital mentioned in his bio on the campaign website was NOT built until 5 Planes McCain was 12 years old...

[Adelante]

7. Oh, shit, look at this -- Larry Sinclair and Orly had a big fight this morning

WHY I DECIDED NOT TO APPEAR AT SANTA ANA HEARING THIS MORNING

First this post is meant as nothing more than my explanation as to why (after meeting in person with Orly Taitz) I decided not to attend the hearing scheduled this morning in the US District Court in Santa Ana, California.

Last week I received an email from Orly Taitz asking me to attend this mornings hearing in Santa Ana and testify concerning the communication between Donald Young and myself. I was confused by the request and inquired as to exactly what it was Orly Taitz was asking.

After traveling to Southern California and meeting with Dr. Taitz in person, I decided not to appear at this mornings hearing. My decision was based on several factors. I want to make it clear what those factors were.

1. Dr. Taitz had no factual knowledge as to anything about me. Instead, everything Dr. Taitz asked me about was based solely on what other people passed onto her in emails (none of which was factual nor had come from me.)

2. Perhaps the saying “too many Chiefs and not enough Indians” explains it best. While I credit Orly Taitz for seeking the truth, just as I credit Phil Berg, I was amazed at the total chaos and failure to know the basic facts before asking me certain questions and asking me to testify to things that “other people” told her. Far too many people are making far too many claims that lack any basis in fact for me to have what I have stated misrepresented based solely because one failed to do their own research or ask me rather than allow people I do not know nor have any association with to speak for me.

…..to be continued (have to log off, will completed later)

http://theregulator.net/?p=5794

Birfers are a laugh a minute :D

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

8. Ooohhh douche fight, douche fight!!! nt

[Undercurrent]

23. ROFLMFAO

That was written by Larry Sinclair.

Sinclair "wrote the following post from San Diego, California where he is rumored to be at the airport after our source said that he had a “major blowup” with Orly Taitz."

(from the link you provided)

[Adelante]

Sinclair can't escape The Regulator nt

[Adelante]

24. dupe

[iceman66]

29. Maybe Larry asked for a cut of the freeper $$

and when Oily refused to pony up, he refused to testify.

[WeDidIt]

43. You know your credibility sucks when a convicted confience man

throws you under the bus.

[Catshrink]

9. So what did happen at the hearing this morning?

I did a news search and found nothing. I hope the Judge tossed it and Orly out of his courtroom.

[Adelante]

11. It didn't happen yet

Judge Carter put off until the afternoon.

[Rick Myers]

12. Want a glimpse into the minds that believe this carp?

Read the comments at americangrandjury.com. Bull goose crazy, racist psychopaths!!!

[endarkenment]

13. Oily Taints back!

Oily Taints back and you're gonna be in trouble
(Hey-la-day-la Oily Taints back)
You see her comin' better cut out on the double
(Hey-la-day-la Oily Taints back)
You been spreading lies that the birf was here inside
(Hey-la-day-la Oily Taints back)
So look out now cause she's comin' after you
(Hey-la-day-la Oily Taints back)

[Cheap_Trick]

21. Here's another song about the taint. I think about it whenever I hear her name now.

There's a little spot
every woman's got
between her cooter and her tushy.
It's the patch of skin
that sits right in
between your booty and your bushy.
It's just a notch
below your crotch
and your derriere's behind it.
In between the pink
and the stink
that's where your gonna find it.

Everybody sing!

Some are big,
some are small,
some are hairy,
some are the meat.
Taint your heiny.
Taint your vaginy.
That's why we call it taint.

Taint our heinies.
Taint our vaginies.
That's why we call it taint.


There's a little spot
every fella's got
between his pecker and his rectum.
It's not your meat,
it's not your seat,
it's only there to connect 'em.
If you wanna glace
just drop your pants
it's hiding under your nutsack.
It's rarely seen
and it's rarely clean
because it's next to your buttcrack.

Come on, girls!


Some are big,
some are small,
some are hairy,
some are the meat.
Taint your bottom.
Taint your scrottom.
That's why we call it taint.

Taint our bottoms.
Taint our scrottoms.
That's why we call it taint.


Parenium, parenium.

Come on ladies, let us see 'em.

Some are skinny, some are fat.

Your's is bigger than a hat!


Some are big,
some are small,
some are hairy,
some are the meat.

Taint your pooter.

Taint your cooter.

That's why we call it taint.

Taint you poopshoot.

Taint your skinfloot.

That's why we call it taint.
That's why we call it taint!

[PCIntern]

63. Holy crap...

that's just remarkable...

:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Happyhippychick]

14. Don't tell Orly but...they use the metric system in Kenya. No pounds, no inches.

:rofl:

ijits

[Beaverhausen]

30. LOL! Excellent

I can't wait to see the reaction when these idiots realize they were duped AGAIN!

:rofl:

[onenote]

34. in addition to metric, I doubt they'd write a date down with the month first

In fact, the printed date on this piece of nonsense uses the date, month, year formulation that one would expect. The handwritten dates using month/date/year aren't what one would expect from a Kenyan document, as far as I know.

[Puzzler]

50. They wouldn't. That's an American tradition.

[zulchzulu]

39. Just in! The British used the American measuring system in 1961 and then...

...they decided to go back to metric.

Now THAT's a finely tuned GOP talking point.

[onenote]

57. actually, I think the brits didn't switch to metric until the 1990s

not sure what they (or Kenya) used in the 60s. They've been drinking pints for centuries!

But they haven't used month/date/year as the way of dating things at any time that I can recall.

[PSzymeczek]

49. Not to mention

that it has been established that when Obama was born, Mombasa was really part of Zanzibar, not Kenya.

[Beaverhausen]

16. LOL- read this comment

Lloyd Wilson Says:
September 6th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. IF THIS GUY HAS FAKED HIS BIRTH TO BECOME PRESIDENT, I WANT THE TRUTH TO BE MADE VERY PUBLIC AND ALL THOSE INVOLVED TO BE PUNISHED TO THE FULLEST EXTENT OF THE LAW.

IT COULD BE A HISTORICAL EVENT THAT COULD PUT THE FEAR INTO CROOKED POLITICIANS AND POLITICAL MACHINES FOR SOME TIME TO COME.

IF THIS EFFORT IS A SHAM, I WANT THE SAME PUNISHMENT
TO FALL ON THOSE INVOLVED.




How do you fake your own birth?

[Cheap_Trick]

18. Big deal. I've got Maverick's bc right here

Looks every bit as authentic as theirs. Got the right names, dates......fresh from Wikipedia.

[discopants]

22. McCain's certificate distric registrar was

Barry Manilow? was it at the Copacabana? At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana (Copacabana) The hottest spot north of Havana? Music and passion were always the fashion. At the Copa.... B-)

[Cheap_Trick]

33. Who knew?

And then there's Mitch Wainright...Carla Tortelli's faux admirer who was an airline pilot AND male model.

[yellowcanine]

20. dupe - self delete

.

[AspenRose]

25. *facepalm*

They just need to stop....

[Beaverhausen]

31. Vid of Lucas Smith explaining things for us

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCc3Axxd8kU

:crazy:

[struggle4progress]

32. Lucas Smith is Back (Barackryphal)

Back in July .. Lucas Smith .. was auctioning on eBay a supposed Kenyan birth certificate for Obama. Smith disappeared for a while, but reemerged ... Amusingly, WND has simultaneously run headlining articles publicizing Smith's claims alongside separate articles declaring that his claims are bogus ... Smith has submitted an unsworn declaration in Orly's latest case of Barnett v. Obama. It's not an affidavit, because it is neither sworn nor notarized, but it's a form of federal declaration that is given equal consideration to an affidavit ... Given that Orly is involved .. it's not terribly surprising that its content is .. odd .., not including any information about where Mr. Smith can presently be found ... <B>ack in late June/early July, Smith said "This spring I traveled through Kenya and it's capital Nairobi." Now instead of "this spring," he says he was in Kenya in February ... he claims he went to Kenya intending to get the birth certificate, having been told previously it was at a Mombasa hospital. Back in June, Smith said that he was in Kenya simply on travel, and that he first started hearing talk about a Kenyan birth certificate when he was already in Kenya ... Smith repeats the outright lie that Obama and Odinga are cousins ... http://barackryphal.blogspot.com/2009/09/lucas-smith-is-back.html

[burning rain]

35. The birthers are getting boring.

They'd need to amp up the crazy--maybe claim Obama wasn't born at all, but cobbled together from bits and pieces of cadavers, and brought to life by some mad scientist (preferably a gay Jewish communist).

[zulchzulu]

36. So Baby Barack only had one foot? Wow!

If you have a birth certificate with the feet stamped, you have BOTH feet stamped. So Barack grew a foot (and leg) or the hospital ran out of ink.

Here's a sample:

[mzmolly]

37. Good grief these nuts are gullible.

:crazy:

[Robb]

38. Yay! A new sigline image!

[Born_A_Truman]

45. ...

:rofl:

[zulchzulu]

41. Just how many different birth certificates does Barack Obama have, Orly?

This was released (another forgery):


Now we have a completely different one that has one footprint (no thumbprints) and used the American measuring system (instead of the metric, which the British used)...

[LynneSin]

42. And American date system too. British do DD/MM/YYYY

Go figure

[zulchzulu]

47. Details...details....

The British DO use pounds though. Maybe they got mixed up that day.

:rofl:

[DCKit]

61. Shouldn't that have been "Seven Pounds, one Farthing"? Y'know, the hospital fee. n/t

[WeDidIt]

44. She filed the same phony document in the Captain Connie Rhodes case

which is going to result in prison time for Captain Rhodes.

[WeDidIt]

46. And what came out of Judge Carter's court today?

Service of process accepted.

Ordered Gary Kreep restored as an attorney representing two other plaintiffs (not good for the birthers as KReep and Taitz have had a falling out).

No decision onthe motion to recuse Judge Nakazato.

Carter heard the defense's motion to dismiss and will rule on it later.

Pre trial date set for 1/11/10 (motions, depositions, etc.)

Trial date is set for 1/26/10.

My guess is, in a week or two Carter will grant the motion to dismiss, like every other case to date.

[Catshrink]

52. Thanks for the update

I hope you're right about Judge Carter granting the motion to dismiss. What will Orly do then?

[WeDidIt]

54. She's still representing Captain Connie Rhodes

but I doubt she'll end up defending Rhodes when the court martial proceedings are brought against her.

[Puzzler]

48. The mother's birthdate line is wrong!!!

As well as all of the other dates. No surprise... but many Americans (including the forger) may not know this. It should read 29/11/1942, not 11/29/1942. There is no way a Kenyan document would use the American system of month/date/year (especially 50 years ago). Most of the world outside of the USA uses day/month/year. Especially the UK and any UK colony. There really are no exceptions to this. Nobody would write this backwards, unless he/she was a modern American.

[Triana]

51. Bwah!

:rofl:

[Adelante]

53. Politijab Observer Report of what went on in court today

http://www.scribd.com/doc/19546743/KEYES-v-OBAMA-Motions-Hearing-8SEP-20091

[WeDidIt]

55. It's been deleted. n/t

[Adelante]

56. Try again in a few minutes

They're making some corrections.

[CatWoman]

58. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Keith is talking about this now :rofl:

[Raine]

59. Give it up shit for brains

Obama IS PRESIDENT and he's staying PRESIDENT ... get used to it!!!!

[TexasObserver]

60. Taint So!!

[harris8]

62. This one's for real: his footprint is BLACK! (nt)