Warning!

[JimGinPA]

[Lint Head]

1. And a Merry Christmas too.

[Kablooie]

2. Yeah! If you like sports .... YOU WILL SUFFER IN HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY!

[TraceyNYY]

6. My seat...

has long been reserved! Section 205, 1st row. The stadium of hell awaits. See you there!

[gopiscrap]

74. welcome to du

[Orange Free State]

22. Cleveland Browns fans....

....are already there and have been for years.

[democratisphere]

3. Already made my reservation.

[cbreezen]

4. This is what happens when

you decide to hang with the sinners rather than cry with the saints.

[AJT]

76. The sinners are much more fun....

[GReedDiamond]

5. From the Dept of Redundancy Dept...

From the Dept of Redundancy Dept...

I am several of those "things," but I'm not saying which.

[colorado_ufo]

7. What - no lewd men?

[Doreen]

14. Men are not lewd. They are just men.

[Squinch]

27. Or rebellious or baby killing. Hmmmm....

[dchill]

8. Leave anybody out?

[rpannier]

16. Catholics

They're usually on that list. Along with Jews, Buddists, Hindus and Unitarians.
Grave digging tap dancers and Zen Baptists are missing as well

[dchill]

19. Hate Krishna car salespersons.

[rpannier]

40. Forgot about them

How could I have ever forgotten such an oppressed group
Thanks for the reminder

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

73. Don't forget 'bout 7 eleven clerks

Anyone who works on the holy day's gots to be evil.

[FSogol]

20. They left out the guy who invented the leaf blower. N/t

[Laffy Kat]

9. Darn, what full will hell be w/o lewd men, too?

[rpannier]

17. probably lumped them in with sports nuts

[Sailor65x1]

10. But, but...

I like lewd women!

[eppur_se_muova]

11. Finally, someone opened up on the astrologers !

[JimGinPA]

21. I Know, Right...

At first I thought they were the only ones on that list who really didn't belong there, but then I realized that whenever I look at a newspaper I always check the horoscope, so the hell with it, let them come along too.

[syringis]

12. Hell will become ecological...

As we'll all end up there, body heat will drastically reduce energy bill...

[JohnnyRingo]

13. Sounds like my family reunion.

Guess which one was me.

[syringis]

15. Hello JohnnyRingo

Sounds also like hell is a really fun place

So much nice people will end there.

[AllaN01Bear]

18. im in the nosebleed seats .

Last edited Sat Dec 23, 2017, 12:50 PM - Edit history (1)

loved the paraphraze " and mormons on edit: i was held back a bit in public grade school so i was sent to a fundie baptist day school where i lived . big mistake . i was punished and had hands layied upon without my permission and sent home with the "black sin of the devil". ( imitates old style phongraph record needle being scraped on record ) back into public school i went. so i think that entitles me to the express check in line . but wait, didnt jesus sit with the deplorabes of his day? prostotutes , tax collecters , gasp , non jews ?

[Turbineguy]

23. So it turns out

we didn't need to elect Trump after all?

[annabanana]

24. I believe this is a NYC subway wall.

So, Thursday.

[Ligyron]

66. Yes, it is.

[PJMcK]

25. That's so Christian!

God says, "Love me and worship me or fry in hell because I love you."

(Apologies to George Carlin).

[dixiegrrrrl]

69. Sounds a lot like Trump, actually. n/t

[underpants]

26. No wonder the NFL ratings are down

[HopeAgain]

28. The MAGA people and Radical Religious Right

Are putting us all through hell...

[samnsara]

29. sounds like a party to me! where are all the guys?

[marble falls]

30. Mimes. They forgot the mimes. And the Hillsboro Baptists.

[eppur_se_muova]

41. O.M.G. ! The mimes ! Of course !

They'll never be heard from again.

[marble falls]

48. They stand on their 5th Amendment rights.

[Throck]

31. I will be in good company then.

[rurallib]

32. How many here checked more than one box? I sure did

If I try to sneak out I'll just get sent back.

[WhiteTara]

33. Good girls go to heaven...Bad girls

go to town!

[2naSalit]

34. What about

lewd men and what about ankle biters?

[rzemanfl]

35. I see this heaven goer has the same problem with packing tape I do.

So hard to work with.... See y'all in hell.

[DinahMoeHum]

36. Fuckin' party pooper. . .

[GoCubsGo]

37. I'll be in good comany, then.

Go Cubs! Let's go Hawks! Pass me the Lagunitas Little Sumpin' Sumpin'!

[NotASurfer]

38. No stop signs, speed limits,

Nobody's gonna slow me down...

Good soundtrack for the trip

[spanone]

39. 'Sports Nuts' is that a snack????

[LuckyCharms]

42. Welp, guess I'll see you all in hell. n/t

[mreilly]

43. Wow, I am 5 out of 11 of those!

.... does this mean I get a better suite when I get to hell? C'mon, I want my upgrade!

[mountain grammy]

65. Im 7 out of 11

Damn, do you need all 11 to get in?

[D_Master81]

44. shaking my head

what is more entertaining here, rebellious women or sports nuts?

[mcar]

45. A couple guys holding a similar sign were at the Women's March DC

Women surrounded them chanting "love trumps hate." They slinked away.

[NurseJackie]

46. If we're MORE THAN ONE of those things...

... do we get a better seat?

[ck4829]

47. I'm not a single one of those things... I feel left out.

[left-of-center2012]

49. Sports nuts ?

Guess I'm safe.
I eat popcorn while watching sports.

[AwakeAtLast]

50. Someone has a fear of women. n/t

[RKP5637]

51. Hell sounds like a good time party!!! Gotta get our tickets!!! n/t

[Binkie The Clown]

52. P.S. "God is Love" Or so you guys like to say. n/t

[Alice11111]

53. It discriminates against lewd men.

[irisblue]

54. They got me on five....

[Leith]

63. I Got Six

better not say which ones...

[Ferrets are Cool]

55. You left out hypocrites, you hypocritical fuckhead. nm

[Generic Brad]

56. So much love!

They love us all so much they feel the need to give us a warning. How thoughtful of them!

[shanti]

57. AND women!

Don't forget that!

[MrScorpio]

58. Sign me up!

[steve2470]

59. not many are going to heaven hahaha! nt

[lpbk2713]

60. F**k me.

I don't stand a chance. The odds are against me.

[JDC]

61. Where is from and who is posting the sign?

[johnp3907]

62. "su nioj su nioj su nioj su nioj......"

[Codeine]

64. Theres a baby that kills women?!

Someone should call the authorities.

[jmowreader]

67. Tell me how this works

Is there a scorecard? If you're, say, a rebellious and lewd woman who smokes marijuana, enjoys watching the Mariners lose, and is a Jesus Mocking Atheist, are you more likely to go to hell than if you're just a homosexual astrologer?

Or do you only have to do one of those things to get into hell?

I gotta say, an eternity in the place of torment and damnation would be a lot more enjoyable than one spent with whoever made that banner. Besides, I read the Inferno and I seem to be bound for Limbo - the place where good people who weren't Christians get to go. It seems to be pretty nice there; lots of green fields and kittens, and no fundamentalist Christians.

[raven mad]

68. How about REDHEADED rebellious women??

LOL! Love this one!

[Captain Stern]

70. I'm kinda with them about the astrologers.

I consider the folks that would make that poster to be a bitter enemy, however I find it encouraging that I can still find a small parcel of common ground with them.....our hatred of astrologers.

I guess it's just that old Christmas magic kicking in to teach us all that there is at least some good in everyone.

[NightWatcher]

71. Already going to hell. Now I'm trying to get good seats near the band.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

72. Damn!!!!

And I always thought Russell Wilson and Steve Largent were devout Christians. I'm glad I was warned.

[ck4829]

75. It does, huh?

[GallopingGhost]

77. The last meme

in your signture...wonder if it's available as a bumper sticker? Will have to check.

Perfect.

[RKP5637]

78. Gee, I finally made the top list in a number of categories!

[AJT]

79. Hmmmm, no problem with pedophiles.....

as we have recently seen.

[Turbineguy]

80. They left out the

Methodists!

[Kirk Lover]

81. The sinners have much more fun....!! Do you know where this was taken...looks like a

subway station.

[NCTraveler]

82. Their compassion is showing. Nt

[lindysalsagal]

83. 6 out of 11: I need to try harder.

Geesh- I'm an under achiever!