You pointy-headed, free-thinking libs missed Teddy Cruz's birthday

[Achilleaze]

You beta snowflake wankers. The Cruzster fest was yesterday (Dec. 22). Unforgiveable that you forgot.

[PJMcK]

1. He's such a cutie!

And brilliant, too!

Actually, I wish his face would melt off.

[dalton99a]

2. Reprehensible creep. It's a shame Cruz and Moore won't be able to spend time together in D.C.

[2naSalit]

3. Because I question

whether he's actually human... could have been hatched or beamed up from hell for that matter... might not have actually been "born", thus I question the "birthday" thing.

[Siwsan]

4. He always looks like he is painfully constipated

[Vogon_Glory]

5. ORourke for Senate 2018!!!!

We CAN stand tall again!!!

[CTyankee]

6. Joe Scarborough said he wrote his name in on his 2016 ballot for prez...