BREAKING: Obama created Festivus to destroy Christmas

[L. Coyote]

Fox News, still selling stupid to the ignorant.

[dalton99a]

1. How much are they paying this twit?

[MineralMan]

2. Is that one of those new Japanese robots?

They're getting more and more realistic-looking.

[jmowreader]

3. That cant be real

Even someone who doesn’t have a television knows who created Festivus. And it wasn’t Obama.

[erpowers]

5. Didn't Know What Festivus Was Until Today

I did not know what Festivus was until I looked it up a few minutes ago. However, I did not think it was something President Obama created. I am not even sure I thought it was a real thing. I had been hearing about it, but had no clue what it was about. I only looked it up due to this discussion thread.

[robbedvoter]

11. Merriam Webster included it. Their tweet yesterday

Link to tweet

[fallout87]

10. It's not real

Photoshop.

[Adrahil]

12. Thank Jeebus. I was going to give up hope if people were buying this.... NT

[Alice11111]

4. They don't even believe their own stupid shit. They just pander

to their base. Racist pigs. Traitors.

[ornotna]

6. This is not real. Right?

[moriah]

14. According to her Twitter it's a shop, and can't find media attribution.

But who knows...?

Edit: Actually, at that zoom you can see pixels erased. Definitely a shop.

[Girard442]

7. Breaking: Calls to Suicide Hotline from Onion staff up 60%

The stress of being more absurd than reality is getting to them.

[IluvPitties]

8. Spoken like a true right wing loon.

[Initech]

9. Seinfeld season 9 episode 10: "The Strike". Original air date: 12/18/97

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0697790/?ref_=ttep_ep10

[demmiblue]

13. You actually think this is real?!

Oh, my.