Does anyone know if there's any room left at the inn?

[MrScorpio]

A couple here, expecting a kid pretty soon, needs to know.

[NanceGreggs]

1. How are they paying?

I know a place - they take cash, MasterCard, or myrrh.

[RestoreAmerica2020]

2. No, no room if they're are immigrant, refugee, poor, hungry

sick, homeless; Native, Black, Hispanic, Asian, Muslim or Jew; unemployed or disabled and all thuse non white, nonchristian , lgbt.

[Hekate]

3. If we make it so, MrScorpio, if we make it so...

(Just listening to PBS SoCal Christmas song special -- a men's a capella choir just finished Silent Night with one guy I am sure is a counter-tenor. Choral music does me in.)

But I digress. To your question: oh yes, there is room at the inn. But the work of shunting those aside who stand blocking the doorway like dogs in a manger is going to be beyond hard by now.

[dalton99a]

4. "They don't look like Christians. Lock them up until we can figure out what the hell is going on"

[KY_EnviroGuy]

5. Clerk: No, we're all booked up. NRA pagan holiday party.

Bearded Guy: Not even a handicap room? I can pay in goat's milk.

Clerk: Nope, Syrian fellow from the war with no legs and an AK47 got that last one. Want me to call the homeless shelter?

Bearded Guy: Yes, please - just any place my wife can rest and perhaps deliver her baby.

Clerk: Sorry, I called and shelter is full too. Trump is coming to town for the party, cops cleared the streets of homeless, so shelter is full.

Bearded Guy: Please, do you know of any place we can just rest a while?

Clerk: I do have a friend that has a barn.....

..................

[sprinkleeninow]

6. So sorry, fresh out. 😈

Also, in God WE trust. All others pay cash.💰

[logosoco]

7. I have room at my house!

We do lean a bit to the pagan/atheist side, but everyone is welcome here! Especially babies!!!

[NotASurfer]

8. Oh what the hell, if the inn is full send 'em over

We'll get the spare room cleaned up, the cats are friendly once they warm up to you, and they may be gluten-free but I'm about to make some pancakes here. Might as well a few extra while I'm at it!

[raven mad]

9. There is always room at this humble (very humble) inn.