What will Trump tweet for not being invited to the Royal Wedding?

[Yavin4]

Post your best guess. I will make a small donation to the charity of the post that comes closest.

[UnTied]

1. Poor me

"I didn't want to go anyway because the Prince has cooties"

[dalton99a]

2. Something about Meghan's relatives living in a hut

[The Genealogist]

3. Hmmmm

Crooked Harry is bigly in cahoots with crooked Hilary. Sad!

[gratuitous]

4. Waahhh Wahhh Waaaaaaahhhhh! Pay attention to ME!

That's what it will boil down to. Sort of like this, but with less dignity:

[onecaliberal]

5. Fake wedding, he hates the royals

[LeftishBrit]

6. LOSERS! We defeated them in 1776! SAD!

[TheCowsCameHome]

7. We don't need any European royalty to be great again.

We kicked their butts bigly in '76.

[EarlG]

8. FAKE NEWS! I "was" invited to Little Harry's wedding but

chose not to attend as too busy making America Great Again. Ironic because his mom missed her chance with me too. SAD!

[Motley13]

9. He would probably do this

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/politics/ct-trump-push-nato-montenegro-leader-20170525-story.html

[Ilsa]

18. HA! Yeah, I bet he'd crash it if he could

find a way to be allowed on UK soil.

[duforsure]

10. Something truly disgusting, disturbing, and hateful

All to distract from his other stuff he's guilty of.

[UTUSN]

11. Something about his schedule conflict for embarassing everybody

[salin]

16. Maybe a fundraiser - for veterans?

that will not result in a donation until he is shamed into it by reporting from David Fahrenthold in the WaPo.

Nah already done that.

But my guess is something similar. Maybe a fundraiser for Russian Orphans (who are orphans because they can't get elected because of the Magnitsky Act).

[LeftInTX]

12. He will start attacking the UK on twitter

Things such as:
"Obama going to the UK because UK is corrupt"
"UK voted against moving the embassy to Jerusalem. It is full of Muslims"
"UK doesn't like Israel, it loves Muslims"
"The mayor of London is a Muslim, they hate Christians"

[LeftishBrit]

15. Oh god yes, he's made tweets close to that sort of thing already

[salin]

17. Throw in some No Zone claims for good measure.

[dembotoz]

13. not sure in this time of crisis that adding to the burden of the british security services would be

proper

[Initech]

14. I think I have a guess!

"The royal wedding had incredibly low ratings! No one cares about that stuff anymore! Sad!"

[Motley13]

19. my inauguration crowd was much biglier, yuuuuge

[sarcasmo]

20. A racist tweet about the Markle family.

[smirkymonkey]

21. That's a given. I'm surprised he hasn't done that already.

[bettyellen]

22. Something repulsive and sexist about Meghan, of course.

He went after Diana and also Will’s wife, didn’t he? Blech.