In a shocking, completely unexpected turn of events, Trump's New Year tweet is basically "up yours."

[Miles Archer]

Donald J. Trump‏ Verified account @realDonaldTrump

As our Country rapidly grows stronger and smarter, I want to wish all of my friends, supporters, enemies, haters, and even the very dishonest Fake News Media, a Happy and Healthy New Year. 2018 will be a great year for America!
3:18 PM - 31 Dec 2017

Link to tweet

[JI7]

1. I hope you suffer a huge massive heart attack in public

[rzemanfl]

23. You omitted "and lose bowel and bladder control." C'mon, it's New Years!

[smirkymonkey]

35. Yes! I like the way you think. Nothing but complete humiliation is what I want for this

man and his family. Please, let it happen!

[badhair77]

37. I never wished any of this on any other pres but I would pay

To see this happen to trump. Don’t judge me.

[ProudLib72]

40. Dotard could be standing there with shit and piss streaming down his leg

Suckabee would be telling the press that it's just a melting chocolate ice cream sundae with butterscotch sauce.

[Irish_Dem]

2. He's a class act all the way. :(

[Alice11111]

15. He never fails to deliver

...for all of the world to see, unfortunately.

[Irish_Dem]

22. He is a consistent, you are right about that.

And he is so proud of himself, he makes sure the whole world can see.
He doesn't even have the good sense to be embarrassed.

[Alice11111]

26. Proud to be a dumb ass, asshole. His base loves it.

[Irish_Dem]

27. Didn't America used to have more class?

Take pride in doing things the right way?
Yes I know America has always had faults.
But don't think it was so outright without any class
like the Orange Squirrel and his followers.

[Alice11111]

30. I think we get that reputation sometimes. Leaders like

Obama and Kennedy totally change it.

[0rganism]

39. oh i bet the olde money hates Trump with a passion

many side with him now for their financial advantage but they are not loyal supporters.

they will discard him readily enough when the time is right.

[Irish_Dem]

41. He doesn't play the game of looking like a good guy while making them rich.

He has pulled the curtain on their evil deeds.
Absolutely they will get rid of him at the first opportunity.

[Alice11111]

43. I know some who didn't like him, but after seeing their pockets

overflow with more money, they have come to "accept" him. It won't change as long as the spigot keeps spitting cash, IMO.

[Irish_Dem]

44. Good point, money talks. They will look the other way until he starts losing them money. nt

[gopiscrap]

3. what a classless and clueless pos

[Arkansas Granny]

4. I don't know why anyone would think this was unexpected.

He has made similar statements in the past.

[Miles Archer]

7. Can't use the sarcasm smiley in the subject line

f I coulda, I woulda.

[dalton99a]

5. Fuck you, asshole traitor

[bullimiami]

6. Trump is evidence, again, that there is no god.

[MustLoveBeagles]

8. He's a jackass

He's living proof that money doesn't buy class.

[Alice11111]

16. We must remind ourselves.

[spiderpig]

9. He never fails to disappoint, does he?

What a jerk. May Fate deal him one hell of a haymaker.

[thegoose]

10. May I be the first to wish you a Fuck You New Year

You orange piece of shit.

[Deb]

11. It will be tremendous, winning big, many battles, many races

Make 2018 great again, a beautiful thing!

[thegoose]

12. Blue blue blue!

I hope your New Year's wish comes true!

[Grassy Knoll]

13. Somebody Give This Idiot His Bottle...

[teamster633]

14. Hands are too big...

...belly is too small...diaper should be overflowing...

[Alice11111]

17. Good one.

[TheBlackAdder]

18. You can dig a hole and plant an ass. You can wish for a peach tree, but you will just get an asshole

.

All the droppings from an asshole will just beget more assholes.

He will never change, except for the worse.

.

[BeyondGeography]

19. Sad

[Ilsa]

20. Let's all go to his twit thread and wish Mueller a successful New Year.

Cause a nuclear meltdown.

[riversedge]

21. Great idea. I will do that.

[Ilsa]

24. I keep getting interrupted. Let me know if you get feedback! LOL.

[Stinky The Clown]

25. And Donald? I wish you explosive incontinence and genital poison ivy.

[bluestarone]

28. he's actually as bad as any bio-germ release

he's causing deadly disease where ever he goes!! we'll have the antibiotic in 2018!

[mreilly]

29. What a shock...

that the shitstain-in-chief would snivel and cry about haters and fake news and whatever.

Literally CANNOT EVER ACT LIKE AN ADULT.

He is a four-year old screaming and thumbing his nose: "NYAAAAH!"

Fuck you Trump and die screaming of a heart attack. Literally.

[C_U_L8R]

31. What a paranoid dotard.

2018 will be truly great when he's indicted and impeached.

[Historic NY]

32. Were waiting on God or Impeachment...

whichever comes first is just fine.

[OnDoutside]

33. Rand Paul is on MSNBC now and getting a free pass from that incompetent lick, Kasie Hunt.

I had to turn off the tv.

[Different Drummer]

34. Didn't see that coming.

[DinahMoeHum]

36. UP YOURS, Donald Trump. . .

[Meowmee]

38. Most of the time I ignore

🍊💩 now. It has become too toxic for me and I must shield myself from this and continue on to enjoy what can still be enjoyed.

[Vinca]

42. Makes me want to sign up for twitter so I can tell him to go fuck himself.