Federal Government Orders $1 Billion Button Measuring Tool for White House
In order to ensure maximum accuracy when measuring Donald J. Trump's button for comparison with Kim Jong Un's button, the GSA has ordered a special measuring device capable of measuring even the smallest buttons with absolute accuracy. At a cost estimated at $1 billion, the device shown below will be delivered to the Oval Office this week for the size determination.
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