Category 5 Shitstorm

[SHRED]

I'm not sure there is any other way to describe this already failing Presidency.

[MontanaMama]

1. Will FEMA respond

to a Cat 5 Shitstorm? Asking for a friend...

[Stuart G]

4. Yes....send in the rescue...last president must be called back..

[Bernardo de La Paz]

23. No. Send in the woman who actually won the election.

In countries that maintain sanity about their top elections (no electoral college, no Citizens United money spigots), Hillary Clinton would have been President and there would be no drama about it.

It's simple.

Oh, I forgot. American Exceptionalism. Sometimes it means exceptionally dimwitted about basic stuff.

[Xipe Totec]

26. It's a fecal emergency, so yes. nt

[lpbk2713]

30. FEMA doesn't have any money left.

Like all federal agencies they're broke. Trump impoverished all of them.

[elfin]

2. SS dancing as fast as she can in the Presser now. EOM

[Siwsan]

3. I'm anticipating a BIG feeding frenzy

And it will be spectacular!

[True Dough]

5. Let it be of Biblical proportions!

[SHRED]

7. Nice

[Wounded Bear]

14. I am so-o-o-o-o-o-o stealing that...

[True Dough]

29. Commandment 8

"Thou shall not steal."

You have been forewarned!

[MontanaMama]

33. Yeah..

I'm stealing it too...oh the possibilities. Daily possibilities.

[dvduval]

6. Whining

You haven’t seen whining like this folks. He is going to whine and keep on whining

[0rganism]

12. so much whining your head will spin!

you're going to be tired of all the whining

[Wounded Bear]

15. Yep, more whining...

[50 Shades Of Blue]

8. LOL Perfect description!

[Irish_Dem]

9. It is going to get worse than a Cat 5. nt

[lastlib]

13. They may have to invent Category 9 just for this.....

I'm stocking up on popcorn!

[Irish_Dem]

16. And tie your boat up in a mangrove swamp.

(this is the best way to ride out a Cat 5).

[The Polack MSgt]

10. It's a shit typhoon

Or perhaps a shit blizzard - what with the weather lately...

[geardaddy]

20. LOL

I just posted the same thing!

My favorite is the shit barometer

[spinbaby]

11. Stock up on popcorn

I have a feeling we’ll be seeing quite a show over the next tcouple of week’s.

[Wounded Bear]

17. The fertilizer is about to hit the ventilator...

[Eliot Rosewater]

28. The worst people ALIVE in charge and almost half of the voters still think

he is the answer and we are the enemy

[mcar]

18. 3 days into 2018

Will we survive this year?

[XRubicon]

21. Category 5 Shitacane

RIP Mr. Lahey

[uponit7771]

22. The KGOP is involved in the money laundering too !! There's little reason why most of them should go

... down with this shit unless they've been caught up too

[griloco]

24. Yeah, typical libtards. Quick to pile on, and I'll bet

Not a single one has called on Rosie save Him in His hour of need...

[rzemanfl]

27. Before I go wash socks, it's colon sarcasm colon

[ck4829]

25. Kick

[logosoco]

31. You don't have to be a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.

Cat 5 shit storm is a very apt description. Too bad so many folks (especially here at DU) did not want this and tried so hard to avoid it but will get hit with the stink anyway.

I can think of ways to prepare for many natural disasters, but since this one is NOT natural, I do not have a clue! Getting out to vote does not seem to cover it.

[onecaliberal]

32. Shitnado

[MontanaMama]

34. Nailed it.

May I borrow that please?

[onecaliberal]

35. Of course!