"a child delaying the opening of a fucking pretend tea party"

[muriel_volestrangler]

Link to tweet

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[madaboutharry]

1. The man is mentally incapacitated.

The republicans protecting him are guilty of treason.

[Nitram]

6. Yes he is. Yes they are.

The lunatics are running the asylum.

[underpants]

2. It's tough on an 11-6 schedule with all that "Executive Time" built it

[Nevernose]

28. Its not just 11-6

Don’t forget that includes a 90 minute lunch and another hour long “executive time.”

[Frustratedlady]

3. He has his physical coming up in a few days, so he would have to clear his schedule

for that. Then, he'd have the announcement about how super healthy his magnificent body is.

When is the SOTU speech? "I've got my contacts with Putin...the guy won't leave me alone."

What do the people expect, an 8-hour day? It takes him half that to reset his wig.

That's probably why he had to delay the announcement. No biggee!

[yardwork]

4. OMG I hadn't even thought of the SOTU speech! What will THAT sound like? I'm

[Takket]

5. I hope it is translated. I don't speak Russian.

[Moostache]

9. Hell, I don't speak "Trump"...(n/t)

[Oppaloopa]

24. Me either. I don't speak out of my ass.

[greatauntoftriplets]

27. My farts are more eloquent than his speeches.

[Arkansas Granny]

29. If we could recommend posts, I'd rec this one.

[greatauntoftriplets]

31. Thanks.

[getagrip_already]

12. state of the union has no fixed date constitutionally.....

The President “shall from time to time give to the Congress Information of the State of the Union, and recommend to their Consideration such measures as he shall judge necessary and expedient.” Article II, Section 3, Clause 1.

Recent presidents have delivered the speech in january. Some never read it. They just sent it over to congress and released it to the public as a proclamation.

The requirements, as you can see, are brief and vague. But, this illegitimate POTUS is a media whore, and will milk it for all he can get.

[ChazInAz]

23. If I recall correctly,

George Washington only gave one State of the Union speech to Congress, then submitted the rest in writing.
Congress, in that one address, was so rowdy and disrespectful that POTUS #1 refused to talk to them again. Rather prickly, that Mr. Washington.

[Wednesdays]

30. Someone jumped up and shouted, "You lie"?

[Ken Burch]

34. It was one of those folks who couldn't accept that his teeth weren't wooden

"Teethers", they were called.

Kept demanding to see the dental bills.

[Ken Burch]

33. Not only that, no OTHER POTUS gave a SOTU address until Woodrow Wilson.

You'd have thought Teddy Roosevelt would have done those...he was pretty much always ready to give a speech, whether people wanted one from him or not.

[bucolic_frolic]

7. Living in a make-believe world of delusion and fantasy

[TheCowsCameHome]

8. Even his imaginary friends hate him.

[efhmc]

11. Now that's funny.

n/t

[YessirAtsaFact]

20. His stuffed animals hate him too

[L. Coyote]

10. Genius idea: Why couldn't he just roll this into his Fake State of the Union Speech?

That would save a lot of work and planning, and it is the current state of the Union anyway in his mind.

[getagrip_already]

13. Look, SQUIRREL!!!!!!

Bill Palmer is predicting this is because the wh has some inside info that something really big will drop weds, and he is trying to pull eyeballs away from it.

Hopefully its muehler time, although I think he is still trying to arrange a direct interview the orangeutan.

[malaise]

14. That's brilliant

Rec

[dalton99a]

15. Perfect

[forgotmylogin]

16. "Hey, put down the construction paper and pick up your crayons...

"You have a speech and a doctor's appointment to prepare for, you can do your little award thing later."
"But, mmOoooooOooomm..."
"Don't "but Mom" me. And stop calling me Mom. I've told you a thousand times, I'm your daughter, not your mother."

[muriel_volestrangler]

17. +1 (nt)

[H2O Man]

18. Recommended.

[Scurrilous]

19. K&R

[LudwigPastorius]

21. It's nice to see Lil' Donnie has an interest in something other than...

watching TV and tweeting.

Maybe his babysitters can get him some markers and a book with stickers in it.

[Historic NY]

22. "Can I go to bed now, with my McDonalds"?

[edbermac]

25. Conald, the winner of your award will be thrilled!

You’re so clueless.

[Sophia4]

26. Once we have his "awards" list, we will know what to watch and what to ignore.

We'll watch everything he considers fake and decide for ourselves.

What do you want to bet Fox will not be on his no-no list.

[The River]

32. I Expect Him

to rate Faux the only honest news on tv.