God! Wolf Blitzer is a waste of human skin

[maxrandb]

So, Donnie Short Fingers was able to go 55 minutes, telling lie after lie and not shit his pants, and that proves how "competent" and "sane" he is.

Blitzer had "thrills going down his leg" about this "almost entire hour" of Orange Julius NOT dropping his pants in public and asking Pence to "pull his finger".

Then he had some bald, Alt-Right Nazi Sympathizing Shitgibbon spokesman on to talk about the "Dreamers" and how perfectly fucking normal...no...NECESSARY it is to hold them hostage to the whims of a madman and his toothless 35% supporters from Dumbfuckistan, 'Murika!

Hey Wolf, the "lottery system" is not conducted like the fucking PowerBall, where a country puts all it's most horrible child rapist and murderers into a bowl and pulls out names!

And really Wolf, how the fuck is it that Trump claims he can build the wall for "much less" than $18 Billion, when it was his own fucking DHS Department that ASKED FOR $18B?

Jesus on a Trailer Hitch! I've seen more salient, intelligent and probing questions asked by Alex Trebek and Pat Sajac to Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune Contestants during the "meet and greet" sections than I saw from you to the Nazi Mouthbreather.

All of these cable news shows, with the exception of Rachel Maddow and Joy Reid ought to just be fucking run like Game Shows from now on.

"Spin the Wheel"...will it be telling the people of Puerto Rico to "go fuck themselves" or Nuclear War with North Korea?

Only the wheel knows.

Beating the fuck out of these Retrumplicans this November is just a SMALL STEP to restoring decency and normalcy to our country.

We have a shit-ton of work to do.

[underpants]

2. Wolf has always been a useless TelePrompTer reader

This is my mock up of how a Wolf Blitzer "interview" could actually go

Blitzer: "Senator _____ the budget bill is facing some hurdles. What do you see as most important?"
Senator: "Well I like to dress up like a female werewolf"
Blitzer (looking down at his papers and then at the TelePrompTer) "And on the Middle East situation. Where do you stand?"
Senator: "Truth be told, right now I'm, let's say, 'wearing' Jell-O"
Blitzer: " Many in the Hill see the next few weeks as very important to National Security. What issues would you like to see addressed?"
Senator: " I like to light things on fire and watch them burn"

Blitzer (turning to face camera 1) : Are Democrats and the Muslim Brotherhood suppressing a cure for cancer? We'll have a Republican from Texas on to explain ...IN...The Situation Room

[dalton99a]

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