No Sex Scandals for Steve Bannon

[MineralMan]

He only has sex when he's alone. Same thing for Stephen Miller.

[still_one]

1. Animals can't talk

[Mrs. Overall]

6. That was my first thought...

[DBoon]

21. legally, your right hand can't testify against you

Nt

[still_one]

24. I can see where this is disintegrating into, but it is sure hard to hold back on this vermin

[PJMcK]

2. Thanks to Scaramucci...

...we know Bannon's preferred technique.

I disagree about Miller, however. Zombies don't engage in sex acts.

[IluvPitties]

3. They might be accused of sexual misconduct with Rosie Palmer...

[Wounded Bear]

15. Sister Mary Palm and her five little friends...

[TheCowsCameHome]

4. Miller looks like a sex toy.

[MineralMan]

5. Ewwww!

[GoneOffShore]

10. Ooo, that's a visual noone needed. But thanks for the great line.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. Thanks for that thought.

Bannon looks like he's been sleeping in his car after a week-long bender involving heavy consumption of Old Crow, meth, and fried pork rinds, and during which he did not change any of his shirts, let alone his underwear. Olfactory detection is possible at a considerable distance, and keeps women away in droves.

Miller is much cleaner, but his face is one for nightmares. It's the last thing you'd see before the trunk lid closes over you. His serial-killer vibe is even more effective as a repellent than Bannon's miasma.

[sarge43]

14. Booze bought at a truck stop, the cheapest camel dung cigs and dirty underwear - really dirty.

HAZMAT suit required to get anywhere near him.

Miller looks like the love child of Putin and a cobra. Definitely has Daddy's dead eyes.

[DetlefK]

8. ...

[ProudMNDemocrat]

9. Who would have sex with either Steve?

She would have to do it with a bag over her head. But then, they are not that lucky anyway.

[GoneOffShore]

11. And a full body condom.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

13. For the woman, especially....

[NewJeffCT]

17. He's been married 3 times

and has 3 kids.

[Arkansas Granny]

12. Ewww! Putting the words "sex" and "Steve Bannon" in the same sentence just doesn't sound right.

[FreepFryer]

16. Yeah but we still don't know what was up with that hydrofluoric acid in the jacuzzi.

And then shit gets weird. The Post obtained a February 2015 email from Bannon's former landlord that read: "{E}ntire Jacuzzi bathtub seems to have been covered in acid."

WHAT?!

The landlord also noticed that padlocks had been installed on interior doors (creepy), while other doors were totally removed (also creepy).

"I'm out of town," Bannon responded (a likely story). "is there any way u can talk with Diane and sort things out ???"

It leads to a disturbing question I never thought I'd ask: What happened in Steve Bannon's hot tub.

http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/news/a53807/bannon-acid/

[question everything]

18. While under the rock? - Sack cartoon

[MineralMan]

19. LOL! +100

[PunkinPi]

22. That's perfect.

[Binkie The Clown]

20. But only when he turns out the lights and puts a bag over his head. nt

[Orsino]

23. Shhhhh. Please keep encouraging him to try sex.

If he ever figures out mitosis, there'll be more of him.

[lastlib]

25. His favorite song: "I Know I'll Never Find Another Ewe"......

[MineralMan]

26. V equals I*R

It is all you need to know, if you are a Resistor.



I will know your value by what you wear as clothing:

[lastlib]

28. I used to know that code (DECADES ago....)

but it left me a long time ago due to lack of use....thanks for the memory jog!

[vlyons]

27. You assume that he can get it up

Have you looked at his drunkard's puffy face, red nose, and buggy eyes? I'm betting that after 10 minutes watching free online porno and a half bottle of whiskey and he passes out with his shorts around his ankels.